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DameHonorHarrington
Southern Cross Empire Flying Dangerous
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Posted - 2009.09.23 05:55:00 -
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Originally by: Mashashige Been a pretty slow week and all, so this gets my vote for "troll of the week" award.
On another note:
(*)(*) Boobs make people happy, more news at 11.
I like boobs especially ( o Y o ) big ones. I'm new, but I have found a place to belong! I think I'm going to like it here ! |
Roidhore
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Posted - 2009.09.23 05:59:00 -
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Originally by: Securitas Protector
Originally by: Mashashige
(*)(*) Boobs make people happy, more news at 11.
Boobs don't make me happy. They make me sad.
This comment confuses me greatly... How can one not gain happiness from boobbies? I just does not make sense.. I Thought that was the sole purpose of boobies was happiness ( oh yer and they feed babies but mainly the happiness part).
Sec would a good dose of nicly carved butts make you happy instead ?? :D
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Securitas Protector
Stealthfield
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Posted - 2009.09.23 06:30:00 -
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Originally by: Roidhore
Originally by: Securitas Protector
Originally by: Mashashige
(*)(*) Boobs make people happy, more news at 11.
Boobs don't make me happy. They make me sad.
Sec would a good dose of nicly carved butts make you happy instead ?? :D
Yeah. Proud to be shaych |
Downtym
Amarr Ajo Heavy Industries
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Posted - 2009.09.23 06:35:00 -
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Originally by: DameHonorHarrington
Originally by: Downtym
Originally by: DameHonorHarrington
Originally by: Uronksur Suth You still haven't explained how it is that you managed to tackle and kill a covert ops Buzzard with a frickin Punisher fitted with Gatling Pulse Laser 1's
White box was just sitting there. So, I turned on my afterburner and went after him. Locked him, got close enough to use my warp scrambler, then kept shooting until the ship exploded. I mean, how else would you kill another ship? I can read how modules work on the ship ya know.
Will you marry me?
Contracting a (Dynasty) ring to you now.
alas, I cannot accept. However, the surprise I feel is genuine. -grins-
04:39:00 Combat DameHonorHarrington places an excellent hit on you, inflicting Broken Heart damage.
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Ospie
Core Impulse
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Posted - 2009.09.23 07:14:00 -
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Originally by: ****onmahlips Being KoS to CVA is like being at war with a third world country. As long as you don't dance around naked in their country, they have no chance in killing you.
This.
Being KOS to CVA is a much smaller deal than CVA's anal diplomats make it out to be. The biggest disadvantage to it in my eyes is that easy targets a little more likely to notice you in local if their ingame standings mirror CVAs. As the above quote states, CVA's really incompetent, and their pets are even more so.
Chill out in their space for a while flying punishers and the like and you'll soon get a good feel for their response. I myself learnt how to pirate in CVA 'policed' lowsec and their nullsec, it's certainly one of my favorite places to pirate even now (though am currently AWOL from EVE for a while )
It should be pointed out that most CVA pets do not follow CVAs rules since they will pay pirates ransoms.
Originally by: Korizan Just one question.
Why does your bio say
"Free Spirited. I Do what feels good. Don't shoot, I'm a noob. Please teach me!"
But you are shooting other people, don't you think you should change that ? And secondly you are showing 0.0 Status which means you never shot anyone in High-sec. So how did you know not to shoot characters in high-sec they are all over the place heck how did you fail not to shoot concord for that matter. And get down to 0.0 with out knowing you were shooting @ a character ?
THese are the questions people are asking and why they are presuming by all rights you are trolling the forums.
In other words a lot of people are basically thinking you are lying to us.
Are people in general forum really this stupid?
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Jenni Falorgen
Malevolent Intentions Dark Solar Empire
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Posted - 2009.09.24 02:19:00 -
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Originally by: Securitas Protector
WTF? Stop deceiving newer players. In 0.0 you can kill whatever you want, whenever you want, as long as you can. They can literally do nothing but try to do the same to you. Do what YOU want not what some idiot trying to control 0.0 tells you to do. If you want to kill someone and can, do it!
I do this every day, and so far, no one has been able to enforce any consequences on me. I understand that when I shoot, I can die, and beyond that, no consequences. When I log in, I'm wiring Dame 5m isk so you can buy a bunch of punishers!
*cough* *cough*
umm.. i seem to remember snagging both your Nemesis and Pod in 0.0. The camp was setup specifically to catch you and your mates.
http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=7601238 http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=7601440
Just saying... it was a nicely setup consequence dual HIC camp.
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Ghost Prophet
Mugen Industry
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Posted - 2009.09.24 06:09:00 -
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All I have to say after reading OP (original poster) post is that, although naive, you sir, are AWESOME. :)
Don't be surprised to get spammed by recruitment mails to PvP corps over this one. Lol
Thanks for the post!
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Guderian3
Celestial Janissaries Curatores Veritatis Alliance
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Posted - 2009.09.24 08:02:00 -
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This troll delivers.
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Securitas Protector
Stealthfield
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Posted - 2009.09.24 08:22:00 -
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Originally by: Jenni Falorgen
Originally by: Securitas Protector
WTF? Stop deceiving newer players. In 0.0 you can kill whatever you want, whenever you want, as long as you can. They can literally do nothing but try to do the same to you. Do what YOU want not what some idiot trying to control 0.0 tells you to do. If you want to kill someone and can, do it!
I do this every day, and so far, no one has been able to enforce any consequences on me. I understand that when I shoot, I can die, and beyond that, no consequences. When I log in, I'm wiring Dame 5m isk so you can buy a bunch of punishers!
*cough* *cough*
umm.. i seem to remember snagging both your Nemesis and Pod in 0.0. The camp was setup specifically to catch you and your mates.
http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=7601238 http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=7601440
Just saying... it was a nicely setup consequence dual HIC camp.
That was a nice camp...I remember that. :) Proud to be shaych |
Xilor Dragoon
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Posted - 2009.09.25 02:18:00 -
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Posting in epic topic.
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Talon Calais
Gallente 1st Steps Academy Tread Alliance
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Posted - 2009.09.25 02:43:00 -
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General Providence rules:
NRDS = Not Red Don't Shoot
This means that people like yourself don't have the regions inhabitants gunning for you until you do something to **** them off, like your current situation.
I'm not sure what you don't understand about the mail.
And I just checked your character info, didn't realize you were in Flying Dangerous alliance, which is currently set to -10.
Enjoy your stay in Providence :/
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AvaAlt
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Posted - 2009.09.25 03:02:00 -
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I must head to providence and shoot some white boxes now.
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Lenartowicz
Caldari Hive Bound Technologies Paxton Federation
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Posted - 2009.09.25 08:32:00 -
[103]
bad troll
nil point
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Dracoknight
Eternal Guardians Corp. The Covenant Alliance
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Posted - 2009.09.25 09:11:00 -
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CVA sucks anyway... Providence is empty most of the time so they will shoot anything no matter the color... Trust me.. ;) ____________________
I wish my Thorax could use missiles... |
Helicity Boson
Amarr The Python Cartel.
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Posted - 2009.09.25 10:11:00 -
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I think Genos made a pretty good display of exactly how adept CVA is at defending it's "citizens" not so long ago
My noobish Khanid Pirate blog: http://helicityboson.blogspot.com/ |
Damien Klesk
Antiquated.
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Posted - 2009.09.25 10:30:00 -
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Shooting Crusty Vagina Alliance should be part of the tutorial
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spyor
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Posted - 2009.09.25 12:25:00 -
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Excellent Thread! And when you require that little special thing... I'll contact you in game!
oh and btw DO NOT give them the isk, that ship deserved it, a bit like my cheetah the other day. i knew I should not have undocked! But i did anyway, and what did I click, the AB not the warp to DOH! LOL!!
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Bernadictus
Caldari Cash Money Brothers BricK sQuAD.
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Posted - 2009.09.25 13:43:00 -
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This is hilarious. Demanding restitutions. That's why Br1ck's NBSI policy > yours. Mailing new players to replace losts ships, geez grow some balls! Like CVA doesn't have a mear 35m lying around. That's fricking change money you moon humpers!
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REFINERALTINNIT
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Posted - 2009.09.25 15:28:00 -
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Originally by: Bernadictus This is hilarious. Demanding restitutions. That's why Br1ck's NBSI policy > yours. Mailing new players to replace losts ships, geez grow some balls! Like CVA doesn't have a mear 35m lying around. That's fricking change money you moon humpers!
Stupid ******. The money is to reimburse the OP's "kill".
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Jim GNARKILL
Gnarkill INC
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Posted - 2009.09.27 02:01:00 -
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did i miss something? because when i last played it was funny to be KOS in provi, and CVA is a bunch of nubs who are fun to shoot? most of my ships i flew around provi in had ironic trollish names like CVA DEFENDER or CVA WARRIOR
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AsheraII
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Posted - 2009.09.27 07:23:00 -
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Originally by: Tau Cabalander In hisec (0.5 to 1.0) CONCORD enforces Empire law, and the sovereign navies attack enemies of the state. In Providence, CVA enforces their own law.
So you're saying that while warping-jumping through a series of systems to go somewhere, I should always google up the system and see what rules they use there? I'm soooo gonna be a sitting duck! And I thought Autopiloting was making me a sitting duck already, but this is even worse
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Amanda Shadowsword
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.09.27 14:19:00 -
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It seems I need to make another trip to Providence if it's as nice as it seems from this thread. I've had enough of ratting my sec back anyway.
Thanks for you insight on subject and for my renewed interess on making ships go boom. ;=) ================================= [orange]Your signature exceeds the maximum allowed filesize of 24000 bytes -Wachtmeister |
jimmyjam
Gallente Sinner Among Saints Exquisite Malevolence
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Posted - 2009.09.27 15:59:00 -
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forget what all these people are saying and kill anything you can get your hands on.
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Offduty Guard
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Posted - 2009.09.28 08:47:00 -
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I'm sure this is a troll as well, based on the lingo used by OP.
But the best explination i can respond with to your comment about being back in Highschool.
CVA is kind of like the bully of Providence. Obey his "Rules" and you'll be in his debt. Pick on a neutral(Nerd who does the work for CVA) than his school work doesn't get done. Bully beats you up, and protects the interest of the nerd.
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Tef42
Gallente Out of Order Cult of War
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Posted - 2009.09.29 04:36:00 -
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Originally by: Uronksur Suth
Originally by: DameHonorHarrington So, instead of showing an IQ of about 30,
I think its intensely ironic that MY IQ is being criticized when
1. You had no idea what the difference between Red and White ships were
2. I never had to have someone explain to me what "KOS" stood for.
3. You didn't understand the second eve mail, which was quite clear and specific
4. You actually went to Providence, but claimed not to remember doing so in the chat.
5. You have a hard time comprehending that blowing people up ****es them off
6. You attacked a buzzard without even knowing what it was
7. You actually thought that 0.0 was space where you could kill whoever you wanted, without any consequences.
Ok, here's my constructive criticism. Go back to your starter zone and run the damn tutorial mission story lines.
damn dude, calm down before you wet yourself. Now wipe the slobber off your mouth.
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Fortum Peccavi
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Posted - 2009.09.29 05:58:00 -
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Originally by: Dracoknight CVA sucks anyway... Providence is empty most of the time so they will shoot anything no matter the color... Trust me.. ;)
This^ Me and some friends were flying through Providence a while back and got pewpew'd by some CVA brats. Lucky for me I was cloaky. Not so lucky for my friends who were in a taranis and vexor. Checked the list and not KOS either. ... ... ****ers.
*edit* omg you can't say wa nk? Is CVA running the forum too? |
immortal son
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Posted - 2009.11.14 06:26:00 -
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So what if u killed a buzzard? Don't let him scare u. Eve is a big place and i wonder how long that list will be. Am sure every good pvp player is on that list. Dame Convo me in game.
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Salmeria
GoonFleet
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Posted - 2009.11.14 08:15:00 -
[118]
OH GOD NOT CVA
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Lady Spank
Amarr Sekret Kool Klubb
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Posted - 2009.11.14 09:15:00 -
[119]
A moments silence for Fred Engineer
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Originally by: Larkonis TrassIer I could go for some doritos now, damn you Spank
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Lady Spank
Amarr Sekret Kool Klubb
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Posted - 2009.11.14 09:28:00 -
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A moments silence for Fred Engineer
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Originally by: Larkonis TrassIer I could go for some doritos now, damn you Spank
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