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Alexis Prey
Fortune 1.0
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Posted - 2011.09.18 05:39:00 -
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Hello,
My friend and I are offering our services for hire. One of us flies a pilgrim, and the other flies a curse. We specialize in Staying cloaked in low and null sec for weeks at a time, and Harassing target corps and alliance's home systems.
We are useful to Corps or alliances who wish to put pressure on another to leave a system, or create instability. We are available 12+ hours a day, and are logged in (perhaps afk) 24+ hours a day, and charge 35m per each day spent in occupied territory regardless of who's territory it is.
We do operate in full secrecy.
You can pm myself in game at any time.
Thanks,
Lex :) |
Lyris Nairn
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.09.18 05:58:00 -
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I would like to hire you to camp VFK-IV for the next two years. |
Alexis Prey
Fortune 1.0
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Posted - 2011.09.18 06:00:00 -
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That will be 25,550,000,000 or 25b. Upon receiving the money, we will make our way over there :) |
Destiny Corrupted
Deadly Viper Kitten Mitten Sewing Company
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Posted - 2011.09.18 13:29:00 -
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Alexis Prey wrote:We are available 12+ hours a day, and are logged in (perhaps afk) 24+ hours a day
By any chance, do you consider the 25th hour, and any after that, to be overtime? You can probably get away with doing so, because very few people, if anyone, offer the level of service that you do. |
Alexis Prey
Fortune 1.0
4
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Posted - 2011.09.18 13:32:00 -
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As far as I know, there is no "overtime" in eve. Thanks for the question/bump though :) |
Lyris Nairn
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.09.18 16:06:00 -
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Alexis Prey wrote:As far as I know, there is no "overtime" in eve. Thanks for the question/bump though :)
Look at it go right over your head. |
Morganta
Peripheral Madness
The Midget Mafia
38
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Posted - 2011.09.18 16:15:00 -
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Lyris Nairn wrote:Alexis Prey wrote:As far as I know, there is no "overtime" in eve. Thanks for the question/bump though :) Look at it go right over your head.
they just got the cov-ops boats and now they r teh pro afk-cloaky mercs
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The Bear08
Ancient Malevolence
Rage Alliance
5
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Posted - 2011.09.18 16:53:00 -
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Is this a joke?
It may be that you're using alt's to do this, and I seriously hope you are, but just in case you're not...
You're going to have a major problem harassing anyone that reads the forums, i.e. any Alliance/Corp worth their own skin. If anyone see's you and your friends chilling in their system and "harassing" them, then they can quickly set up some bait, anything with a decent buffer would do, and kill you when you engage it. Also, the Curse has no covert ops cloak.
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Kitty McKitty
In Praise Of Shadows
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Posted - 2011.09.18 17:22:00 -
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Alexis Prey is a known shitposter. I recommend you do not trust her.
"Why can't I be different and original, like everybody else?" |
Lyris Nairn
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
224
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Posted - 2011.09.18 17:27:00 -
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Destiny Corrupted wrote:Alexis Prey wrote:We are available 12+ hours a day, and are logged in (perhaps afk) 24+ hours a day By any chance, do you consider the 25th hour, and any after that, to be overtime? You can probably get away with doing so, because very few people, if anyone, offer the level of service that you do.
I wasn't going to at first, but since literally no one else seems to get the fact that Tranquility is only online 23.5 hours in a dayGGvand that it is therefore impossible for them to idle 24+ hours in a systemGGvI will go ahead and give you a +1 for being clever. God damn the bar for being clever is low around here. |
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Destiny Corrupted
Deadly Viper Kitten Mitten Sewing Company
2
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Posted - 2011.09.18 21:59:00 -
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Lyris Nairn wrote:Destiny Corrupted wrote:Alexis Prey wrote:We are available 12+ hours a day, and are logged in (perhaps afk) 24+ hours a day By any chance, do you consider the 25th hour, and any after that, to be overtime? You can probably get away with doing so, because very few people, if anyone, offer the level of service that you do. I wasn't going to at first, but since literally no one else seems to get the fact that Tranquility is only online 23.5 hours in a dayGGvand that it is therefore impossible for them to idle 24+ hours in a systemGGvI will go ahead and give you a +1 for being clever. God damn the bar for being clever is low around here.
thnx u 4 ur aknolegment but by da tiem u wrote dat i alredy spent bangin my head on wall 4 7 hours................
now my mind iz liek ne other poasters n my 1s-sharp wit haz been redused to a luv 4 prepakeged muzik n tellin peeple how mch i drank last nite, so my post qwality shuld be on a lvl dat can be aprecated by others on dis forumz |
Misanth
RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE
Limitless Inc.
39
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Posted - 2011.09.19 00:03:00 -
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Am I the only one noticing how this thread almost purely have female characters responding? I'm sure there's a hidden message somewhere. |
Alexis Prey
Fortune 1.0
4
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Posted - 2011.09.19 01:57:00 -
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Hi,
Thanks for all your responses. Good point on the 23.5 hour thing. I don't think it's fair to say that all my posts are bad though.
To address the strategy you guys talked about of baiting us, we do have a way around this. For myself, I would spend the majority of my time sitting cloaked at the station watching which ships players are in, and what direction they warp off too. I'm not sure if you know, but I develop websites, and one of the websites I'm developing is a tool to help organize the information I collect on said corps. My friend would then spend her time checking the asteroid belts, and taking notes on who is mining, what they are mining in, and how long they mine for. In addition, she will be checking gates.
99% of the time we would really not be attacking anyone. For example, Goon's home system generally has about 20-30 people online at any one time. It wouldn't be smart to attack every ship we see, but the idea would be to look for patterns, and weakness. It would make sense to run some 'tests' as well. Perhaps make them think we are going to attack, and gauge their response. Maybe after 2-3 days, we would have collected enough information to even consider attacking.
The idea of our tactic is to create instability and unrest in a solar system, not collateral damage. I believe it was W. Durant who once said "A great Civilization is not conquered from without until it has destroyed itself from within".
The reason we are able to act so patiently is because we have a lot of time. I personally am 15 years old, home schooled, and spend almost all my time studying at my computer, or programming websites for eve. It's not difficult to camp someone's home system, and monitor them for intel.
Of course, none of this has been tested, and I'm sure there will be mistakes. All we can do is study, learn from them, and work to become better at what we do. :)
Thanks,
Lex
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Misanth
RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE
Limitless Inc.
52
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Posted - 2011.09.19 03:00:00 -
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Interesting tactics. I myself tend to shiptoast and avoid logging in instead, it seems to grief people, and somehow I like to believe my services are cheaper than yours. |
Kitty McKitty
In Praise Of Shadows
91
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Posted - 2011.09.19 18:44:00 -
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Misanth wrote:Interesting tactics. I myself tend to shiptoast and avoid logging in instead, it seems to grief people, and somehow I like to believe my services are cheaper than yours.
You dont have to say shiptoast any more since shitpost is not filtered and therefore acceptable by CCP although that was the best word I ever invented.
"Why can't I be different and original, like everybody else?" |
Lorilei Sunhawk
Dandy Highwaymen
0
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Posted - 2011.09.19 20:30:00 -
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Kitty McKitty wrote:Misanth wrote:Interesting tactics. I myself tend to shiptoast and avoid logging in instead, it seems to grief people, and somehow I like to believe my services are cheaper than yours. You dont have to say shiptoast any more since shitpost is not filtered and therefore acceptable by CCP although that was the best word I ever invented.
Please Kitty, never stop shiptoasting. I-&d break down and cry if that word would fade away never to be seen on the forums again. I almost fell out of my chiar when I saw you wrote shitposting in you other post, jesus. |
Kitty McKitty
In Praise Of Shadows
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Posted - 2011.09.19 20:59:00 -
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I apologise for my shiptoasting.
"Why can't I be different and original, like everybody else?" |
Misanth
RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE
Limitless Inc.
84
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Posted - 2011.09.19 21:27:00 -
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Shiptoasting is made of win. |
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