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Golden Helmet
Caldari The Python Cartel.
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Posted - 2009.08.22 04:48:00 -
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Alternate thread title: When The Python Cartel has too much time on their hands, this is what they do.
Some of you may remember us from when we absolutely, completely, massively triumphed over Mostly Harmless and their supercap armada.
Roughly 2 weeks ago, maybe 2 and a half weeks ago, our esteemed CEO, Spectre3353, was flying his new Curse around in Egghelende. Nothing out of the ordinary, until one of the local fellow pirates, Ken Plante of Eternal Perseverance, got in to a smacking match with our beloved CEO.
While I'm not sure, the odds are high that Spectre started it, but that's not important right now. What is important is that someone besmirched the good name of Spectre! This could not stand!
So, being the bored little lemmings that we are, the directors got together and circlejerked. The plan? Kill Ken Plante (who will henceforth be referred to as "Kenny") and his Proteus.
Ken Plante is notorious in Egghelende for probing out missioners in the system, which itself is known for high mission traffic. He's also notorious amongst our band of lemmings for being things the forum would censor if I said them, but that's another topic. We decided that if we were going to kill him, we would use this to our advantage.
One of our esteemed sub-directors, Andrea Skye (who dresses up as a girl), has exactly what we needed: an unaffiliated mission alt. NPC corp, 5.0 sec status, and flies a Raven. This would be the lure.
The plan was concocted over the course of roughly 7-10 days, because us lemmings aren't very smart and we have very few brain cells. The plan: Use the mission alt to get a mission in Egghelende. The Raven was fitted with an armor tank, a full rack of heavy neuts, medium neut, and a few nos (don't ask). The med slots: Tracking disruptors, webs, points, I think he had an injector or two but I really wasn't paying attention... basically, the perfect bait ship.
To ensure the trap went well, we had the Raven accompanied by an in-corp Rapier, who would sit roughly 20km away from the Raven cloaked. This also explains the aforementioned tracking disruptors; in the event the Proteus had buddies, specifically a Harbinger or Hurricane, the TD's would buy the Rapier and the main fleet more time to arrive.
We had the trap planned; all we needed now, was DPS out the whazoo. For that, that's where the rest of the corp came in. A call went out on our forums, where we arrange all our ops ahead of time: "Everybody get your ass in BS's. If you can't afford a BS, bring a BC. If you can't bring a BC, stay home. No T2 frigs, no cruisers, no nano, just BS and BC."
Because loose lips sink ships, and lemmings have very loose lips accompanied by very few brain cells, we kept the intent of the op secret. All anyone besides the directors knew was "Get your ass in BS's and meet at 01:00. Super important op, all hands needed."
Apparently, keeping lemmings in the dark gets EXTREMELY good results. I'm shocked how many people showed up, and even more shocked at how many were in BS's. At the fleets peak, we had our Rapier, a Curse, a Falcon (another alt)... I think we had one BC, and the fleet peaked at 17 (15 Python, 2 alts). Everyone else was in a BS. For us, that's a new record (we're small, shut up ). And nobody knew what we were doing until the trap was sprung.
Op day. The fleet was formed. We went to a staging area 2 jumps away from Egghelende. Our bait and Rapier were put in position. We waited.
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Golden Helmet
Caldari The Python Cartel.
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Posted - 2009.08.22 04:49:00 -
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Edited by: Golden Helmet on 22/08/2009 04:49:41 It didn't take long for probes to come out. Soon, our bait called out: "Harbinger on scan!" We ****ed and made our way to the Egg gate. "Harbinger landed, he's tackled the Raven." At this point, I revealed the nature of this op to the fleet; it was met with much joy and enthusiasm.
... But it wasn't Kenny. It was a corpmate of his, Jyren's Rage. After he attempted to ransom our bait Raven, and after some discussion on our part, we decided to have the Raven neut the Harby and try to escape; fortunately, this was a success, and we didn't have to play our hand prematurely.
Roughly 1 hour in, we decided that Kenny was... afk. But we waited... and waited...
During this time, other members of Eternal Perseverence probed out our little Raven, including a pair of Command Ships. Neither succeeded in tackling our bait. We didn't care about them, we wanted Kenny.
2 hours in. "Damnation on scan! Named '7 Deadly Sins'" And the Damnation was none other than Kenny's beloved alt who runs links. That was followed shortly by "Helios undocking, Helios dropping probes..."
Not long after: "Proteus undocking... Proteus warped, to the mission!"
By now, we had already gotten the fleet on the gate to Egghelende. We waited eagerly for what seemed like forever, and then: "Proteus landed, 17km away... he's pointed me, he's approaching."
"Everyone jump in, now! Warp yourselves to the Raven if you don't catch the fleet warp. Primary target is Ken Plante." I had to repeat the primary several times since, lets face it, lemmings have extremely short memory spans. They're like furry goldfish.
As we warped, I confirmed with the Rapier that he had his webs on the Proteus, and indeed he did. The trap was sprung, there was no escape.
The entire time we were planning, one thing kept coming up, and that was how he was tanked. Was it an active tank? Was it a passive tank? So we planned for both contigencies; in the op announcement, I mandated that as many ships as possible fit heavy \ medium neuts, and fit for gank. We had a huge blob, yes, but we wanted to make damn sure that Kenny had zero chance of survival. We only had one shot, and we'd look stupid(er) (than normal) if we failed.
The blob landed, the moment of truth had arrived, python panties were being soiled with anticipation...
And with what was almost an anti-climactic ending, the Proteus absolutely MELTED. Some of our ships didn't even get on the killmail. I guess you could ask, "You had a huge BS blob, what did you expect?" And, well, we just expected slightly more than that, I guess.
But, all that said, the joy was great. Two weeks of planning, two hours of waiting, all for that moment, to see his Proteus explode. If you want to say "You spent two weeks of planning just to kill one Proteus? Why is this forum worthy? You guys suck!" Well, this is The Python Cartel. Really, what do you expect?
All in all, something we don't get to normally do: an assassination. We waited, we schemed, we had our orgies, and all because of a little bit of smack, and because we really don't have much better to do.
And a funny little kicker: today is Ken Plante's characters birthday. We didn't know this until after we had docked up and spent half an hour stroking eachothers private areas. The laughter on Ventrilo when someone pointed it out was immense though.
And, for anyone wondering, the loot gods smiled on us today: almost 300m worth of loot, which will be going to the corp wallet to beef up our corp insurance program. YAY!
That's your installment of "The Python Cartel thinks it did good for once!" Tune in next week for an exciting new tale of how we dropped our carriers on poor, unsuspecting BANTAMS!
edit: a tl;dr for the lazy: we plotted for 2 weeks to blob a Proteus, and we think we're cool now.
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Messoroz
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Posted - 2009.08.22 04:53:00 -
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BRAVO! /claps hands
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Dirty Sue
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Posted - 2009.08.22 05:02:00 -
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Cool story bro
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Tortugan
F9X
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Posted - 2009.08.22 05:05:00 -
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I miss zooming through Mara/Auro/Dant and catching fights with you guys :* always a good time- no matter the outcome :)
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Golden Helmet
Caldari The Python Cartel.
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Posted - 2009.08.22 05:07:00 -
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Originally by: Tortugan I miss zooming through Mara/Auro/Dant and catching fights with you guys :* always a good time- no matter the outcome :)
We're in the Amamake area now, come by sometime, plenty of blobs for everyone
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Pandemonium Heresy
Amarr Interstellar Commodity and Product Exchange
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Posted - 2009.08.22 05:28:00 -
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Sounds like fun. _________________________________________________
FOR THE SLAUGHTER! |
Spectre3353
Gallente The Python Cartel.
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Posted - 2009.08.22 05:49:00 -
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Cool story bro. ----- The Python Cartel - My Pirate Blog |
Malcanis
Vanishing Point. The Initiative.
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Posted - 2009.08.22 06:12:00 -
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Confirming the Kenny does indeed smack way too much.
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Ambassador Cake
Gallente Suddenly Ninjas Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2009.08.22 07:40:00 -
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Nice story, good job.
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Lexa Hellfury
Incura
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Posted - 2009.08.22 07:47:00 -
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Nice story, good read. Terrible Proteus fit heh.
Originally by: RedSplat The Forum moderation Software known as Mitnal became self aware. CCP had no choice but to shut it down.
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Ran Khanon
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Posted - 2009.08.22 07:52:00 -
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Great story and nicely written. And don't excuse yourself for the overpoweredness. That was the whole point. To have this guy drop his eyeballs and cr*p his pants by such a surrealistic and dreadful surprise.
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flakeys
Distillery Lazy is our middle name
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Posted - 2009.08.22 07:57:00 -
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Actually a verry nice read
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MuffinsRevenger
EmpiresMod
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Posted - 2009.08.22 11:05:00 -
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Well written, good read :D |
Larkonis TrassIer
Neo Spartans Laconian Syndicate
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Posted - 2009.08.22 11:23:00 -
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Awesome annecdote, amigo. Please resize your signature to the maximum allowed of 400 x 120 pixels with a maximum file size of 24000 bytes. Navigator |
Sabriele
Amarr Intelligent Concepts Inc SUB ROSA ALLIANCE
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Posted - 2009.08.22 11:40:00 -
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HAVE A BIG GLASS OF PEPSI!
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RedSplat
Interstellar Brotherhood of Gravediggers
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Posted - 2009.08.22 12:09:00 -
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Bunch of smacktards, but nice read.
Originally by: CCP Mitnal
I don't sleep. I am always here. Watching. Waiting.
Originally by: CCP Mitnal it does get progressively longer.
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Bfoster
The Python Cartel.
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Posted - 2009.08.22 13:51:00 -
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Originally by: Golden Helmet Edited by: Golden Helmet on 22/08/2009 04:49:41 spent half an hour stroking each others private areas.
Confirming this was my favorite part of the op.. ------------
My Killboard- The Python Cartel |
FU22
Viziam
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Posted - 2009.08.22 14:03:00 -
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I felt like i was there
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Lexa Hellfury
Incura
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Posted - 2009.08.22 14:29:00 -
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Originally by: FU22 I felt like i was there
You've been in more corps than me
Originally by: RedSplat The Forum moderation Software known as Mitnal became self aware. CCP had no choice but to shut it down.
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PlexedLive
Gallente Public Embarrasment
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Posted - 2009.08.22 15:01:00 -
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Originally by: Lexa Hellfury
Originally by: FU22 I felt like i was there
You've been in more corps than me
yeah, but he still hangs around the same systems, losing expensive stuff
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Drakan290
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Posted - 2009.08.22 15:12:00 -
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I found this post engaging, thoughtful and an all around good story
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g0ggalor
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Posted - 2009.08.22 15:41:00 -
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good read deserves a golf clap \\o
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Gella Darru
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Posted - 2009.08.22 15:49:00 -
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Shiny pictures of the event on mah blawg!
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Helicity Boson
Amarr The Python Cartel.
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Posted - 2009.08.22 15:51:00 -
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goddamnit, wrong character. WTB BETTER FORUM.
ahem.
yes, pictures on my blog.
My noobish Khanid Pirate blog: http://helicityboson.blogspot.com/ |
Lachesis VII
Amarr The Python Cartel.
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Posted - 2009.08.22 16:03:00 -
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Edited by: Lachesis VII on 22/08/2009 16:04:47
Originally by: Lexa Hellfury Nice story, good read. Terrible Proteus fit heh.
Actually the fit wasn't that awful. Its just that the damned thing was active tanked, and once the neuts hit him, it was all over. I think he got off maybe one cycle of his reps (2x Amarr Navy reps). Total damage taken was like 12,000. He seriously melted in under 10 seconds.
Since no one has posted a link to the KM yet: http://www.swingnews.org/python/kb/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=2884
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Stil Harkonnen
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Posted - 2009.08.22 16:43:00 -
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This makes me happy
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Stubnitz
Exiled.
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Posted - 2009.08.22 17:37:00 -
[28]
Good story, well played
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Deathhawk
Hammersmith Hardmen Exquisite Malevolence
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Posted - 2009.08.22 17:59:00 -
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cool story bro
:) i did actually enjoy it hehe
Chuck Norris wears Deathhawk pyjamas |
Andrea Skye
Caldari The Python Cartel.
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Posted - 2009.08.22 18:43:00 -
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Didnt get a chance to get my main on the KM :( |
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Lyshah
The Carebear Stare
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Posted - 2009.08.22 21:25:00 -
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owned :)
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Captain Pompous
Is Right Even When He's Wrong So Deal With It
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Posted - 2009.08.22 22:46:00 -
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Originally by: Lyshah owned :)
I rent, sadly ---
I was going to run for CSM but life waylaid me :( |
Mashashige
Minmatar Eternal Perseverance Flight School
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Posted - 2009.08.22 23:14:00 -
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Originally by: Malcanis Confirming the Kenny does indeed smack way too much.
Confirming that alliances/corps with a [dot] in the end of the name are fail
Having said that, nice trap - I hear the reactions to the bait raven were something like "WTFOMGBBQTHISISGAME". In later news,I did kill brick's vexor today - so HA!
Fake edit: The fit wasn't horrible, just meant for mission busting - its a pain to rep a buffer tank after each mission you finish (money/time). =======================================
"Never underestimate the power of human stupidity." |
Golden Helmet
Caldari The Python Cartel.
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Posted - 2009.08.22 23:22:00 -
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Originally by: Mashashige
Confirming that alliances/corps with a [dot] in the end of the name are fail
Having said that, nice trap - I hear the reactions to the bait raven were something like "WTFOMGBBQTHISISGAME". In later news,I did kill brick's vexor today - so HA!
In our defense, we couldn't get the original, non-dot corp back after I made it go boom
As for the Vexor... well, you killed a Vexor, we killed a Proteus. You think about that for a second.
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Brick0Joe
The Python Cartel.
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Posted - 2009.08.22 23:24:00 -
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Oh no, not my 5 million ISK sacrificial Vexor... I also managed to take down your rupture with me.
As for a mission busting Proteus, you can fit an almost equal Myrm for about 1/15th of the price.
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aetherguy881
Gallente
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Posted - 2009.08.22 23:30:00 -
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I used to play Lemmings on DOS...
No really, excellent story. Careful planning will almost always prevail. Then there's those who plan and fail... ------------------- Always remember this about EVE:
Life is cheap, or 15 bucks a month. |
Golden Helmet
Caldari The Python Cartel.
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Posted - 2009.08.22 23:31:00 -
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Originally by: Brick0Joe Oh no, not my 5 million ISK sacrificial Vexor... I also managed to take down your rupture with me.
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Mashashige
Minmatar Eternal Perseverance Flight School
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Posted - 2009.08.22 23:31:00 -
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Originally by: Brick0Joe Oh no, not my 5 million ISK sacrificial Vexor... I also managed to take down your rupture with me.
As for a mission busting Proteus, you can fit an almost equal Myrm for about 1/15th of the price.
Yup, but its 1/15th less coolier.
also, about the vexor:
Y0u MaD? =======================================
"Never underestimate the power of human stupidity." |
Captain Pompous
Is Right Even When He's Wrong So Deal With It
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Posted - 2009.08.22 23:36:00 -
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Originally by: Mashashige
Originally by: Brick0Joe Oh no, not my 5 million ISK sacrificial Vexor... I also managed to take down your rupture with me.
As for a mission busting Proteus, you can fit an almost equal Myrm for about 1/15th of the price.
Yup, but its 1/15th less coolier.
also, about the vexor:
Y0u MaD?
It looks like you two are beginning to get a bit heated
Maybe retiring to the motel room might be appropriate at this juncture?
And cooling down with A BIG GLASS OF PEPSI ---
I was going to run for CSM but life waylaid me :( |
Makhar
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Posted - 2009.08.22 23:52:00 -
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ever thought of writing a book? clearly you have a talent for writing.
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Leer0y Brown
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Posted - 2009.08.23 00:32:00 -
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brool cory sto!
seriously would read again 10/10
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Yokohead
BulletProof Monks Sons of Tangra
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Posted - 2009.08.23 04:03:00 -
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Bloody great story - one the better ones I've read on C&P in quite awhile now. Loved the original supercap triumph too. Keep posting, would love to read more.
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Ken Plante
Eternal Perseverance
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Posted - 2009.08.23 04:24:00 -
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I have to admit it was a beaut of a trap... and a well earned kill
now on my fit
that ship has 800 dps tank and gank with a 50 k point and 550 ms it is designed to kill mission runners that may be too far away to run down with a curse or torp raven boats with decent dps.... It is not made for belt piracy
but that being said hats off python that was pretty
kp
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Jesslyn Daggererux
Private Nuisance
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Posted - 2009.08.23 07:25:00 -
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if you have to defend it, then you must feel guilty. oh, and youd get the same preformance out of a command ship, pimp points aside. -------------------------
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sooperkool
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Posted - 2009.08.23 08:14:00 -
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a command ship with a 50k point?
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HIBillyMaysHere
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Posted - 2009.08.23 08:40:00 -
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HI BILLY MAYS HERE
GOLDEN HELMET I MISS YOUR NANOEVERYTHING SHIPS.
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Golden Helmet
Caldari The Python Cartel.
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Posted - 2009.08.23 08:40:00 -
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Originally by: sooperkool a command ship with a 50k point?
You can get nearly that with a regular Battlecruiser.
Any Battlecruiser, T1 or T2 Skirmish Warfare Link - Interdiction Maneuvers Skirmish Warfare Specialization lvl5 Skirmish Warfare Mindlink Domination\Republic Fleet Warp Disruptor
39.4km without overload, 46.3km with overload. A little expensive to go sticking on something like a Hurricane, but very possible. (And his Proteus was fitted with a Republic Fleet disruptor).
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HIBillyMaysHere
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Posted - 2009.08.23 08:53:00 -
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HI BILLY MAYS HERE
GOLDEN HELMET IS CORRECT.
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Ken Plante
Eternal Perseverance
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Posted - 2009.08.23 13:49:00 -
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Ya but the fact is with my damnation it tanks over 1100 and has a 60k point overloaded and still goes 550ms
no other ship has a lachesis scram range, gank astarte dps, and maelstrom tank, with hurricane mobility.. thats why that ship was used to kill mission runners
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Herty
The Sexy Carebear Boredom Convention
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Posted - 2009.08.23 14:52:00 -
[50]
It was a good trap and the only thing wrong with the fit was that it wasn't prepared to deal with a ship that could have a neut on it for protection reasons even if it is a mission boat.
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Jesslyn Daggererux
Private Nuisance
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Posted - 2009.08.23 15:46:00 -
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Originally by: Ken Plante Ya but the fact is with my damnation it tanks over 1100 and has a 60k point overloaded and still goes 550ms
no other ship has a lachesis scram range, gank astarte dps, and maelstrom tank, with hurricane mobility.. thats why that ship was used to kill mission runners
sleipnir. not a 60k point, but as one poster described. yes, its a little expensive, but it is field tested and works very well.
[Sleipnir, New Setup 1] Damage Control II Gyrostabilizer II Gyrostabilizer II Gyrostabilizer II Power Diagnostic System II
Domination 10MN Afterburner Gist C-Type X-Large Shield Booster Dread Guristas Invulnerability Field Dread Guristas Invulnerability Field Domination Warp Disruptor
220mm Vulcan AutoCannon II, Republic Fleet EMP M 220mm Vulcan AutoCannon II, Republic Fleet EMP M 220mm Vulcan AutoCannon II, Republic Fleet EMP M 220mm Vulcan AutoCannon II, Republic Fleet EMP M 220mm Vulcan AutoCannon II, Republic Fleet EMP M 220mm Vulcan AutoCannon II, Republic Fleet EMP M 220mm Vulcan AutoCannon II, Republic Fleet EMP M Medium Diminishing Power System Drain I
Capacitor Control Circuit II Capacitor Control Circuit II
Hammerhead II x4
im really not sure thats the right setup he uses either. im pretty suyre he has a cap booster in there somewhere. 755 DPS 1073 tank. throw in a vulture alt, like we got, and that turns into a 1679 tank. did i forget to mention he has a crystal clone? 2520. a mael can get even more ridiculous.
dont misunderstand. you get pimp points. all i want to say is using a good command ship with all the money you would have spent on a t3 you can get most of your tank and gank needs. t3 are versatile. they are different. they are pimp. they are not the single greatest ships. -------------------------
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Ken Plante
Eternal Perseverance
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Posted - 2009.08.23 17:25:00 -
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But the 50-60k point is the point of the ship... I get the best of a recon and cs. And yes the prices are equivalent but in mission busting the long point is an essential
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Apoctasy
The Python Cartel.
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Posted - 2009.08.23 19:17:00 -
[53]
I picked a good day to come back.
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Actumarius
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Posted - 2009.08.24 00:12:00 -
[54]
Well done guys
Glad you had better luck on the T3 loot than us.. 3 kills, 2 were T2 fit and 1 was a Legion which are bugged atm and dont drop anything (they just hang in space unlockable and you get a messed up killmail).
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VicturusTeSaluto
Metafarmers
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Posted - 2009.08.24 07:15:00 -
[55]
wow, this is great.
Watching the python cartel fight eternal perseverance would be like watching sumo wrestling at the special olympics. Wish I could see it.
The funny part is that the pythons know they are tards, and EP thinks they are elite master pirates because they probe out t1 cruisers in missions all the time. Go pythons!
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Golden Helmet
Caldari The Python Cartel.
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Posted - 2009.08.24 07:45:00 -
[56]
Originally by: VicturusTeSaluto wow, this is great.
Watching the python cartel fight eternal perseverance would be like watching sumo wrestling at the special olympics. Wish I could see it.
The funny part is that the pythons know they are tards, and EP thinks they are elite master pirates because they probe out t1 cruisers in missions all the time. Go pythons!
I wouldn't say we're tards... just a large percentage of my corp is barely-functionally braindead
Eve is a lot more fun when you don't give a damn how you look. We can be all SEREEUZ BIZINUSS like other corps (looking at you, weaksauce 0.0 alliances. Enjoy your POS games and alarm clock ops), or we can get a bunch of T1 cruisers together, go throw them at anything with a heartbeat, come home and do it all over again tomorrow. We play Eve like it was meant to: for fun, not a second job
At least, that's my excuse for putting off director duties. Shut up, I'm lazy and don't want to do ****ing freighter runs today, go away lemmings
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Soralio
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Posted - 2009.08.24 10:00:00 -
[57]
Originally by: Golden Helmet
Originally by: Tortugan I miss zooming through Mara/Auro/Dant and catching fights with you guys :* always a good time- no matter the outcome :)
We're in the Amamake area now
Confirming Python Cartel do in fact live in Amamake now
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ridik ulass
Interstellar Brotherhood of Gravediggers
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Posted - 2009.08.24 10:10:00 -
[58]
the python cartel, the arcadians of eve enthusiastic amatures ,they have their place ;-)
Blood on my torp or isk in my wallet
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Spectre3353
Gallente The Python Cartel.
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Posted - 2009.08.24 14:01:00 -
[59]
SHUT UP GH
EVE O IS SIRIOUS BIZNISS ----- The Python Cartel - My Pirate Blog |
William Escobar
Gallente Trichomes Unlimited
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Posted - 2009.08.24 14:31:00 -
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Edited by: William Escobar on 24/08/2009 14:31:54 haha I cant believe I missed that!
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Argus Greymoore
Gallente The Scope
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Posted - 2009.08.24 14:48:00 -
[61]
I was actually flying through Egg when the said smack was taking place. If I hadn't been busy with other things, I'd have safed and cloaked up just to watch local. It looked pretty good.
Grats to Python on the kill, and to Ken for taking the melting in stride.
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Bfoster
The Python Cartel.
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Posted - 2009.08.24 14:49:00 -
[62]
Originally by: Golden Helmet
Originally by: VicturusTeSaluto wow, this is great.
Watching the python cartel fight eternal perseverance would be like watching sumo wrestling at the special olympics. Wish I could see it.
The funny part is that the pythons know they are tards, and EP thinks they are elite master pirates because they probe out t1 cruisers in missions all the time. Go pythons!
I wouldn't say we're tards... just a large percentage of my corp is barely-functionally braindead
Eve is a lot more fun when you don't give a damn how you look. We can be all SEREEUZ BIZINUSS like other corps (looking at you, weaksauce 0.0 alliances. Enjoy your POS games and alarm clock ops), or we can get a bunch of T1 cruisers together, go throw them at anything with a heartbeat, come home and do it all over again tomorrow. We play Eve like it was meant to: for fun, not a second job
I'm with this tard... Its just a video game.. Log on kill stuff.. Got nothing to kill, I go play tf2 or let my kids play on the puter ------------
My Killboard- The Python Cartel |
Hideyoshi Kazeshini
Amarr Hedion University
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Posted - 2009.08.24 23:40:00 -
[63]
Confirming this made me LOL.
Actually my co-workers were looking at me with a 'WTF is this guy laughing so hard about?'
I chose not to tell them it was about internet pixel spaceships because it would have made me sound weird.
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Mashashige
Minmatar Eternal Perseverance Flight School
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Posted - 2009.08.25 00:03:00 -
[64]
Originally by: William Escobar Edited by: William Escobar on 24/08/2009 14:31:54 haha I cant believe I missed that!
Stop mission running in Jel you silly carebear and come back to play with us. =======================================
"Never underestimate the power of human stupidity." |
Manu Hermanus
FaDoyToy
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Posted - 2009.08.25 00:31:00 -
[65]
awesome good job, wicked sick!
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Helicity Boson
Amarr The Python Cartel.
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Posted - 2009.08.25 07:40:00 -
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Confirming that we are in fact tards.
We consider this a good thing.
My noobish Khanid Pirate blog: http://helicityboson.blogspot.com/ |
rantuket
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.08.25 14:48:00 -
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winning writing combination there, it had plot, character development - a highly engaging read with a well flowing slather of words, sentences and paragraphs.
i award you the badge of 'cool story bro'
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Lachesis VII
Amarr The Python Cartel.
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Posted - 2009.08.25 16:25:00 -
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Originally by: VicturusTeSaluto
The funny part is that the pythons know they are tards, and EP thinks they are elite master pirates because they probe out t1 cruisers in missions all the time. Go pythons!
See, I can get behind this. We're all pretty relaxed and ego doesn't factor into it too much. And yeah, most of the time we're tards. God knows how many time we've run suicide ops out of boredom. Hell, one time we took a half dozen faction cruisers and suicided them at a blob in Amamake 3-1..... and the blob *ran away*. They must have assumed anyone crazy enough to throw a billion isk in T1 cruisers into a massive blob had reinforcements coming. When they found out that we'd just decided we needed to lose some ships in a comedy op, their FC started flipping out. It was hilarious.
Bottom line: EVE is a game, and it's a fun game. Piracy is one of the most fun things in said fun game. To get all serious about it is really missing the point.
That said, we can organize and pull our **** together when we have to. At least until we get distracted by something shiny.
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Drunk Driver
Gallente Aliastra
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Posted - 2009.08.25 16:43:00 -
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Haks'he Lirky
Durgarnir
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Posted - 2009.08.25 16:51:00 -
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nice writeup :)
nice Lemmings..
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Meatball Enema
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Posted - 2009.08.25 18:15:00 -
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I hope you podded him.
I owe him one for podding me whilst I afk slowboated through egg in a pod.
Totally his fault.
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Morvyn
Destry's Lounge Important Internet Spaceship League
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Posted - 2009.08.25 18:33:00 -
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Mandatory "Cool story bro."
Also, seriously, nice job on grabbing the Proteus. I've almost given up even trying to kill T3 cruisers because I have yet to find someone who a) flies one and b) isn't a complete ***** (i.e., doesn't fit the stupid ass bubble-ignoring wannabe-covops subsystems, and actually undocks/fights with it).
Epic win on the baiting.
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Spectre3353
Gallente The Python Cartel.
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Posted - 2009.08.25 20:43:00 -
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Originally by: Meatball Enema I hope you podded him.
I owe him one for podding me whilst I afk slowboated through egg in a pod.
Totally his fault.
We brought a smartbomb fit BS to try and nab the pod but from what I understand it managed to warp out in structure. ----- The Python Cartel - My Pirate Blog |
Omarvelous
Destry's Lounge Important Internet Spaceship League
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Posted - 2009.08.25 21:15:00 -
[74]
Good story.
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Golden Helmet
Caldari The Python Cartel.
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Posted - 2009.08.25 21:20:00 -
[75]
Originally by: Spectre3353
Originally by: Meatball Enema I hope you podded him.
I owe him one for podding me whilst I afk slowboated through egg in a pod.
Totally his fault.
We brought a smartbomb fit BS to try and nab the pod but from what I understand it managed to warp out in structure.
Sssshhh, I kept that little fail of mine quiet for a reason
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Helicity Boson
Amarr The Python Cartel.
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Posted - 2009.08.26 06:08:00 -
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Originally by: Golden Helmet
Sssshhh, I kept that little fail of mine quiet for a reason
only YOU could fail at killing a pod in your SB range with a full rack of the things...
god i love this corp.
My noobish Khanid Pirate blog: http://helicityboson.blogspot.com/ |
Wensley
Minmatar The Tuskers
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Posted - 2009.08.26 11:03:00 -
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Nice work, amigos. Cool story, GH.
Python Cartel are my favourite Evetards.
Read my Piracy Blog
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LaVista Vista
Conservative Shenanigans Party
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Posted - 2009.08.26 11:14:00 -
[78]
Nice story. Put a smile on my face
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xXThunder StruckXx
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Posted - 2009.08.26 17:11:00 -
[79]
3 pages in and no-one has said it yet .......
OMG !! you killed kenny !...... you Ba***rds !!
Nice write up, I lol'd
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Fat Uncle
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Posted - 2009.08.26 18:20:00 -
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Never heard of the f**ktard, but a good gank is a good gank. Congrats.
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Alevi
The Python Cartel.
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Posted - 2009.08.27 18:17:00 -
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Confirming we're bored.
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