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Bunglist Powah
OBSIDIAN FLEET Tarukai Imperium
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Posted - 2011.09.17 16:18:00 -
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Our corp is being trolled by an ex-member who was expelled for getting increasingly delusional and disruptive. A few weeks after being kicked he sends the corp leadership this beautifully crafted piece of madness:
A couple of quick notes:
- I have no memory of sniperboy lending anybody anything, even a single unit of Trit.
- He was kicked from the corp, by me, for attempting to start a war between our corp and goonswarm (and others).
- I'm posting this here partially as a warning to others but mostly because it's pure fantasy and may amuse some of you :P
- The amount he claims we owe him varies greatly between a few million and several trillion isk.
*snip* Just read the rules about posting eve mails. Will summarise here shortly instead. Sorry guys :P |
Tallianna Avenkarde
Beasts of Burden
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Posted - 2011.09.17 16:49:00 -
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obligatory "why would you hire someone named X" post And a sudden plunge in the sullen swell. Ten fathoms deep on the road to hell. |
Jovan Geldon
Lead Farmers Kill It With Fire
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Posted - 2011.09.17 17:25:00 -
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Post mail plz. |
Nathan Jameson
Talocan Vanguard Talocan United
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Posted - 2011.09.17 17:28:00 -
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Jovan Geldon wrote:Post mail plz.
+1
Or, at least, stick it on a text-hosting site and link it here. |
Messoroz
AQUILA INC
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Posted - 2011.09.17 18:24:00 -
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I demand the mail or my alt corps will be wardeccing you immediately.
Don't give a man a hardon without finishing it off. |
Grimpak
Midnight Elites Echelon Rising
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Posted - 2011.09.17 19:20:00 -
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paging Zedrik. He might want a word with sniperboy [img]http://eve-files.com/sig/grimpak[/img]
[quote]The more I know about humans, the more I love animals.[/quote] ain't that right |
Feligast
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.09.17 20:12:00 -
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we're still wardeccing you, right? |
Bunglist Powah
OBSIDIAN FLEET Tarukai Imperium
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Posted - 2011.09.17 20:40:00 -
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Messoroz wrote:Don't give a man a hardon without finishing it off. "Happy ending" as requested: http://pastebin.com/XkB8bt2K If a moderator wants this taken down just reply or PM me and I will.
Feligast wrote:we're still wardeccing you, right? No idea why you'd want to mate
Tallianna Avenkarde wrote:obligatory "why would you hire someone named X" post I didn't hire him, he was part of the corp long before I joined and I ended up kicking him within a month of taking over the corp and alliance (it wasn't planned that way but he was never going to last long with that kind of attitude). |
Feligast
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.09.17 20:47:00 -
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Pretty horrible attempt at extortion. LOL @ 500 billion for a phoenix, not matter how fitted.
Over/under on the age of the mailwriter is set at 13. |
Tikera Tissant
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Posted - 2011.09.17 20:55:00 -
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Come on guys. Be nice. What a Poor guy
Its so frustrating when you forget to take your medications and starts to get delusional.
We should all be nice and offer a "get well soon" card to him, or "Mental illness is no joke. We love you anyway" card.
That will show him we really care about him. |
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Rikeka
Eye of God Intergalactic Exports Group
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Posted - 2011.09.17 21:35:00 -
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[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/DZUXQ.jpg[/IMG] |
Bunglist Powah
OBSIDIAN FLEET Tarukai Imperium
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Posted - 2011.09.17 21:41:00 -
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Feligast wrote:Over/under on the age of the mailwriter is set at 13. Yeah I've not been able to figure his age out for sure, he's been playing eve for over 5 years so I'd guess he's around 17 ish minimum and some of the guys in the corp who heard him on Vent said he sounded older too. Shame he acts his shoe size rather than his age though.
Tikera Tissant wrote:Come on guys. Be nice. What a Poor guy Yeah I do feel kinda sorry for him. He'd have to be on very thin mental ice to think anyone would fall for the stuff he's been trying to pull on us. I hope he sees this and figures that it's just not worth the effort trolling or trying to scam us (or anyone else).
Really I feel no serious ill-will toward the guy since he didn't manage to do any real damage but anyone thinking of trusting him with anything valuable should think again.
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Peyerate
Asterisk Ltd.
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Posted - 2011.09.17 22:27:00 -
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Someone did a little too much Quafe Zero. |
Nathan Jameson
Talocan Vanguard Talocan United
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Posted - 2011.09.18 02:36:00 -
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That "extortion" mail was less entertaining and more just pitiful. |
Theodoric Darkwind
PonyWaffe Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2011.09.18 10:09:00 -
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Id love to see this ex-member actually try and petition a GM over being stiffed on "loans". Guess he didn't get the memo that scamming is a part of EVE. |
Zedrik Cayne
Standards and Practices
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Posted - 2011.09.18 12:37:00 -
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Threatening wardec...non-existant game mechanics...ccp involvement...sounds like my kind of target.
My plate is currently full. But there is no reason not to have a chat.
And speaking of my plate being full...my current work is being both uninteresting and paid for as being very 'quiet'. So no blog updates for you!
The next thing that is brewing that is not this guy...promises to be very entertaining. (And, for a change, profitable) So do stay tuned. -- You are the internet equivalent of a Mars bar filled with stupid. |
Lvl 80 Paladin
State War Academy Caldari State
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Posted - 2011.09.18 13:07:00 -
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Zedrik Cayne wrote:Threatening wardec...non-existant game mechanics...ccp involvement...sounds like my kind of target.
My plate is currently full. But there is no reason not to have a chat.
And speaking of my plate being full...my current work is being both uninteresting and paid for as being very 'quiet'. So no blog updates for you!
The next thing that is brewing that is not this guy...promises to be very entertaining. (And, for a change, profitable) So do stay tuned.
i thought you will never play eve again as a protest against monocles ... there are no honorable players in eve anymore :( |
Grimpak
Midnight Elites Echelon Rising
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Posted - 2011.09.18 13:28:00 -
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Zedrik Cayne wrote:Threatening wardec...non-existant game mechanics...ccp involvement...sounds like my kind of target.
My plate is currently full. But there is no reason not to have a chat.
And speaking of my plate being full...my current work is being both uninteresting and paid for as being very 'quiet'. So no blog updates for you!
The next thing that is brewing that is not this guy...promises to be very entertaining. (And, for a change, profitable) So do stay tuned. darn
oh well, I shall be waiting for the next adventures of Zed \o/ [img]http://eve-files.com/sig/grimpak[/img]
[quote]The more I know about humans, the more I love animals.[/quote] ain't that right |
Kerppe Krulli
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
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Posted - 2011.09.18 13:39:00 -
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That is some funny writing. Wonder if English is his native language and if not maybe it sounded more threatening in his native language |
Grimpak
Midnight Elites Echelon Rising
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Posted - 2011.09.18 14:23:00 -
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Kerppe Krulli wrote:That is some funny writing. Wonder if English is his native language and if not maybe it sounded more threatening in his native language maybe he's bi-polar. [img]http://eve-files.com/sig/grimpak[/img]
[quote]The more I know about humans, the more I love animals.[/quote] ain't that right |
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Nathan Jameson
Talocan Vanguard Talocan United
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Posted - 2011.09.18 14:34:00 -
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Grimpak wrote:maybe he's bi-polar.
That would require him sometimes not being a douche. |
Donatella D'Tren
Eve Defence Force Fatal Ascension
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Posted - 2011.09.18 16:21:00 -
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That is a lot of crazy and I approve.
We don't need CCP to add more content, just give free subs to mental patients. |
kaisersauzee
TH3 INF3CT3D
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Posted - 2011.09.18 19:39:00 -
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Sniperboy for CSM tbqfh!
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Tabatha Ravenclaw
Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2011.09.18 19:44:00 -
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kaisersauzee wrote:Sniperboy for CSM tbqfh!
Just imagine the meeting minutes
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Sh0plifter
Black Market Operations
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Posted - 2011.09.18 22:20:00 -
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I'd just grief the **** out of him for wasting my time with garbage like that. |
Misanth
RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE Limitless Inc.
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Posted - 2011.09.19 00:00:00 -
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Theodoric Darkwind wrote:Id love to see this ex-member actually try and petition a GM over being stiffed on "loans".
That, and see the rage reaction-replies to GM's. Hopefully with included escalations to seniors. |
mute
Nightmare Inc.. Territorial Claim Unit
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Posted - 2011.09.19 03:41:00 -
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Misanth wrote:Theodoric Darkwind wrote:Id love to see this ex-member actually try and petition a GM over being stiffed on "loans". That, and see the rage reaction-replies to GM's. Hopefully with included escalations to seniors.
Yeah I don't think they have a copy and paste response for stupid. |
Misanth
RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE Limitless Inc.
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Posted - 2011.09.19 03:59:00 -
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mute wrote:Misanth wrote:Theodoric Darkwind wrote:Id love to see this ex-member actually try and petition a GM over being stiffed on "loans". That, and see the rage reaction-replies to GM's. Hopefully with included escalations to seniors. Yeah I don't think they have a copy and paste response for stupid.
I think they'd do their best to try find one. |
Grimpak
Midnight Elites Echelon Rising
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Posted - 2011.09.19 17:51:00 -
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Nathan Jameson wrote:Grimpak wrote:maybe he's bi-polar. That would require him sometimes not being a douche.
point taken. [img]http://eve-files.com/sig/grimpak[/img]
[quote]The more I know about humans, the more I love animals.[/quote] ain't that right |
Drake Draconis
Shadow Cadre Shadow Confederation
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Posted - 2011.09.19 17:59:00 -
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TBQH you fell for the greatest troll ive seen yet @ OP.....ok maybe not the greatest....but effort alone.
I give it a 4 out of 10.
Ignore the twerp...let him throw everything he has at you...if he keeps it up...petition for harassment.
Waste of time...just hot air that is.
Pretty sad that people spend that kind of time doing this stuff. |
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