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Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2009.07.27 20:53:00 -
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I've been playing since 2003 and have managed to avoid being scammed. I took a two year hiatus and just returned; I realize that everything is different and works differently, so maybe my guard was down, or I'm just a dumb noob...but the crap going on now is seriously unbelievable.
How the hell are you supposed to trust anyone anymore? Everywhere you turn, someone new is trying to rip someone else off. I've had it. I demand vengeance. My stuff has been stolen. I was out running a mission last night, my first one since being back. Trying to get the feel for how things work. Spent 30 minutes going over my faction fittings, trying to remember which pirate factions do which kinds of damage and talking in my NPC corp about little things that I didn't remember anymore when wouldn't you know it, the conversation pops up..."Want a wingmate?"
I didn't think anything of it, and thought it would be nice to have someone to fly with on my first mission back, so we fly out to my deadspace and start killing stuff and working on my mission. I fill up with loot and salvage and fly back to station to drop off my loot and come back to see that she's scooping up my tech2 drones. I asked for them back and she stuck her tongue out at me and told me that they belonged to her now.
My drones. MY ****ING DRONES! I spent years training to use them, caring for them, repairing them, protecting them, and naming them only to have some clown steal them from my mission?!? WTF is that? I want my drones back. Someone, get my drones back.
The target's name is Dodiez. My apparently pirate-leaning wife. I'll pay at least 50 million ISK for someone to pry my drones out of the wreck of her ship or out of her frozen corpse and return them to me. I'm even tempted to buy orange soda, drink it and leave the empty can on her desk.
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ebonyivory
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Posted - 2009.07.27 20:59:00 -
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stay gone please
no one cares/finds you funny
your songs were barely passable
infact your so terrible i have to do single sentence paragraphs to get accross how terrible you are
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Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2009.07.27 21:05:00 -
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heh...whee! I love forum trolls *munch munch*
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Sader Rykane
Amarr Midnight Sentinels
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Posted - 2009.07.27 21:17:00 -
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Originally by: ebonyivory stay gone please
no one cares/finds you funny
your songs were barely passable
infact your so terrible i have to do single sentence paragraphs to get accross how terrible you are
Read the post. Fail less.
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Epegi Givo
Amarr Ministry of War
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Posted - 2009.07.27 21:21:00 -
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If you want vengeance, then up your price by a LOT.
Still, that is pretty damn funny. ------------------------------------- My other alt is a Ferrari
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Grann Thefauto
Spook Division BricK sQuAD.
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Posted - 2009.07.27 21:31:00 -
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I think I can get you some T2 drones for 50mil. Special price just for you.
Don't you dare leave that orange soda on her desk though.
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Zedrik Cayne
Gallente Standards and Practices
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Posted - 2009.07.27 21:32:00 -
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Wow..back from the dead.
Welcome back, did your thief leave you any orange soda?
Did you also go mining together? --
Originally by: "RedSplat" You're the internet equivalent of a Deepfried Mars bar filled with stupid.
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Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2009.07.27 21:42:00 -
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100 million.
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Sral TBear
Mark Of Chaos
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Posted - 2009.07.27 21:44:00 -
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Originally by: Curzon Dax I've been playing since 2003 and have managed to avoid being scammed. I took a two year hiatus and just returned; I realize that everything is different and works differently, so maybe my guard was down, or I'm just a dumb noob...but the crap going on now is seriously unbelievable.
How the hell are you supposed to trust anyone anymore? Everywhere you turn, someone new is trying to rip someone else off. I've had it. I demand vengeance. My stuff has been stolen. I was out running a mission last night, my first one since being back. Trying to get the feel for how things work. Spent 30 minutes going over my faction fittings, trying to remember which pirate factions do which kinds of damage and talking in my NPC corp about little things that I didn't remember anymore when wouldn't you know it, the conversation pops up..."Want a wingmate?"
I didn't think anything of it, and thought it would be nice to have someone to fly with on my first mission back, so we fly out to my deadspace and start killing stuff and working on my mission. I fill up with loot and salvage and fly back to station to drop off my loot and come back to see that she's scooping up my tech2 drones. I asked for them back and she stuck her tongue out at me and told me that they belonged to her now.
My drones. MY ****ING DRONES! I spent years training to use them, caring for them, repairing them, protecting them, and naming them only to have some clown steal them from my mission?!? WTF is that? I want my drones back. Someone, get my drones back.
The target's name is Dodiez. My apparently pirate-leaning wife. I'll pay at least 50 million ISK for someone to pry my drones out of the wreck of her ship or out of her frozen corpse and return them to me. I'm even tempted to buy orange soda, drink it and leave the empty can on her desk.
easy. send primary system name and favorite ship type......but i warn you....you will have a lack of female services the next year or so....contact ingame for more details....
TBear
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Malcanis
Vanishing Point. The Initiative.
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Posted - 2009.07.27 21:47:00 -
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Originally by: Curzon Dax I've been playing since 2003 and have managed to avoid being scammed. I took a two year hiatus and just returned; I realize that everything is different and works differently, so maybe my guard was down, or I'm just a dumb noob...but the crap going on now is seriously unbelievable.
How the hell are you supposed to trust anyone anymore? Everywhere you turn, someone new is trying to rip someone else off. I've had it. I demand vengeance. My stuff has been stolen. I was out running a mission last night, my first one since being back. Trying to get the feel for how things work. Spent 30 minutes going over my faction fittings, trying to remember which pirate factions do which kinds of damage and talking in my NPC corp about little things that I didn't remember anymore when wouldn't you know it, the conversation pops up..."Want a wingmate?"
I didn't think anything of it, and thought it would be nice to have someone to fly with on my first mission back, so we fly out to my deadspace and start killing stuff and working on my mission. I fill up with loot and salvage and fly back to station to drop off my loot and come back to see that she's scooping up my tech2 drones. I asked for them back and she stuck her tongue out at me and told me that they belonged to her now.
My drones. MY ****ING DRONES! I spent years training to use them, caring for them, repairing them, protecting them, and naming them only to have some clown steal them from my mission?!? WTF is that? I want my drones back. Someone, get my drones back.
The target's name is Dodiez. My apparently pirate-leaning wife. I'll pay at least 50 million ISK for someone to pry my drones out of the wreck of her ship or out of her frozen corpse and return them to me. I'm even tempted to buy orange soda, drink it and leave the empty can on her desk.
Welcome to married life. They're her drones now.
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Dirk Magnum
Royal Hiigaran Navy
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Posted - 2009.07.27 21:49:00 -
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Originally by: Malcanis Welcome to married life. You're her drone now.
FYP
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Herty
The Sexy Carebear Boredom Convention
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Posted - 2009.07.28 00:14:00 -
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Im not going to lie this made me laugh a little and I thought it was well done. The Sexy Carebear Boredom Convention gives this a 10/10.
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Gin G
Halls Of Valhalla
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Posted - 2009.07.28 00:17:00 -
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How the hell are you supposed to trust anyone anymore?
its easy you dont what is strange is why you trusted people before Please refrain from editing a moderator's warning. Zymurgist |
Sniper Wolf18
Gallente A Pretty Pony Princess General Tso's Alliance
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Posted - 2009.07.28 00:18:00 -
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Make a song about general tso's alliance being the worst alliance and i'll do it! And to finish, thank you for reading my sig -------------------------------------------------- If you are still reading i would probably hav posted by now |
Dodiez
Gallente ScaryScaryNoobs
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Posted - 2009.07.28 01:12:00 -
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WTS 5 Hammerhead IIs!
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Baillif
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Posted - 2009.07.28 06:39:00 -
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I always liked Dodiez more anyway
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XDSKIRBYKIA
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Posted - 2009.07.28 06:50:00 -
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Originally by: Dodiez WTS 5 Hammerhead IIs!
1 Mill...
Ohh crap not in sell orders anymore....... :)
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Tiny Tove
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Posted - 2009.07.28 08:29:00 -
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Now here's something I haven't missed at all.
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Con5tantine
Gallente
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Posted - 2009.07.28 08:58:00 -
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Originally by: Dodiez WTS 5 Hammerhead IIs!
wouldve bought em if the sell order had still been there -- CBA to care about Carebear whining. Yarr! |
Stygian Knight
Bannable Offense. Minor Threat.
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Posted - 2009.07.28 09:05:00 -
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Can i has your stuff ? ----
damn always wanted to say that
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Mining Bunnz
Equatorial Industires
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Posted - 2009.07.28 09:18:00 -
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I had more faith in dodiez than that, why on earth would she let you keep your faction fit battleship? Still and all, wow, Curzon and Dodiez back in the biz. Enjoy the ride, its got a bit rougher, a bit tougher, but much more fun.
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IVeige
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Posted - 2009.07.28 09:56:00 -
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Originally by: Tiny Tove Now here's something I haven't missed at all.
this.
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Larkonis Trassler
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Posted - 2009.07.28 10:11:00 -
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Welcome back to C&P
Now get out.
FOR SALE: ALLIANCE TOURNAMENT 7 SLOT |
Faekurias
Raptus Regalitor
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Posted - 2009.07.28 11:14:00 -
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Oh hi there Dax & Dods.
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Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2009.07.28 12:15:00 -
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Originally by: Larkonis Trassler Welcome back to C&P
Now get out.
Man, I'm going to have to relearn how to post in the forums. I've spent so long around "The first rule of dakkadakka is to be polite" that I'm just not used to seeing pointless trolling and flagrant rudeness anymore!
Its actually kind of refreshing!
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Alhambra Trellane
Cloak and Daggers HUZZAH FEDERATION
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Posted - 2009.07.28 14:30:00 -
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Can I be your wingman?
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NeoTheo
Dark Materials
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Posted - 2009.07.28 14:32:00 -
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Originally by: Alhambra Trellane Can I be your wingman?
anytime?
Dark Materials |
Shun Makoto
Caldari 22nd Black Rise Defensive Unit Balance of Judgment
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Posted - 2009.07.29 06:30:00 -
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Make more songs!
I've taken down a dozen bunkers, hundreds of plexes and I didn't get a freaking medal. Thats FUBAR CCP. |
Guru Saurfang
Highlanders. Legiunea ROmana
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Posted - 2009.07.29 08:05:00 -
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any time for the next battleship champ?
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Criss AngeI
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Posted - 2009.07.29 11:00:00 -
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Originally by: Larkonis Trassler Welcome back to C&P
Now get out.
Still have that alliance torny slot avaible?
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