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Ice destroyer
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Posted - 2009.07.26 17:13:00 -
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Just letting my mind wander led me to this important question.
Presuming you have to chose a modern country that isnt too small which would you prefer to live in if zombies were to attack. i drew up some pointers
England:
+Half the population is already zombified so we are already good at avoiding them +We all have bad teeth so its harder to eat peoples brains +zombification would be a vast imrpovement to areas such as liverpool -Relatively thin country so zombies will run faster -surrounded by water so no escape (other than via possible zombie boats)
America:
+Everyone is fat so zombies would be easier to run away from +lots of guns to shoot zombies with +lots of skysc****rs to escape via helicopter -lots of people -lots of guns so zombies can potentially learn to use them (land of the dead) -all have amazingly perfect teeth so chewing brains will be easier
China:
+Communists have a natural damage bonus against zombies +karate is good for killing zombies +diet of rice and rice means people are fit and acapable of killing zombies easier -lots of people -not many skysc****rs -zombies can use karate?
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Kurfin
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Posted - 2009.07.26 17:17:00 -
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Have you been watching zombie films while stoned?
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goodby4u
Valor Inc. Cosmic Anomalies
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Posted - 2009.07.26 17:39:00 -
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Your doing it wrong, remember all the bullets in the world cant save you from the undead horde if you live in a place like new york, london, or bejing...
I would move to hawaii, greenland or an unknown island in order to protect myself from the horde.
Hawaii because they do have guns, sparsely populated(besides the capital), and a good place to live off the land.
Greenland because it is even more sparsely populated, cold so zombies potentially move much slower(due to the lack of body heat they move slower in the cold) and it is rather big so if im hunted I wont be cornered.
One last tip, guns run out of ammo... Swords do not.
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Kungar Lupe
Caldari State War Academy
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Posted - 2009.07.26 17:45:00 -
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Originally by: goodby4u Your doing it wrong, remember all the bullets in the world cant save you from the undead horde if you live in a place like new york, london, or bejing...
I would move to hawaii, greenland or an unknown island in order to protect myself from the horde.
Hawaii because they do have guns, sparsely populated(besides the capital), and a good place to live off the land.
Greenland because it is even more sparsely populated, cold so zombies potentially move much slower(due to the lack of body heat they move slower in the cold) and it is rather big so if im hunted I wont be cornered.
One last tip, guns run out of ammo... Swords do not.
swords break.
id recommend downloading the audio book of word war z (probly the best book ever)
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Gin G
Halls Of Valhalla
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Posted - 2009.07.26 17:53:00 -
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liverpool isnt the problem manchester is Please refrain from editing a moderator's warning. Zymurgist |
goodby4u
Valor Inc. Cosmic Anomalies
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Posted - 2009.07.26 17:54:00 -
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Originally by: Kungar Lupe
Originally by: goodby4u Your doing it wrong, remember all the bullets in the world cant save you from the undead horde if you live in a place like new york, london, or bejing...
I would move to hawaii, greenland or an unknown island in order to protect myself from the horde.
Hawaii because they do have guns, sparsely populated(besides the capital), and a good place to live off the land.
Greenland because it is even more sparsely populated, cold so zombies potentially move much slower(due to the lack of body heat they move slower in the cold) and it is rather big so if im hunted I wont be cornered.
One last tip, guns run out of ammo... Swords do not.
swords break.
id recommend downloading the audio book of word war z (probly the best book ever)
Swords take a very long time to break if you are using them properly.
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baltec1
Antares Shipyards Vanguard.
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Posted - 2009.07.26 17:55:00 -
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Britain has castles which tend to have at least one suit of armour. This should make me bite proof but I cant shake the words tinned food from my mind.
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Taua Roqa
Minmatar Planet Roqa
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Posted - 2009.07.26 18:10:00 -
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this made me roffle :D
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goodby4u
Valor Inc. Cosmic Anomalies
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Posted - 2009.07.26 18:17:00 -
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Originally by: baltec1 Britain has castles which tend to have at least one suit of armour. This should make me bite proof but I cant shake the words tinned food from my mind.
A suit of armor may not be a good idea, too easy for them to tip you over.
I would rather have chainmail or roman like plate armor with a large shield instead... But the castle is a good idea.
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Grimpak
Gallente Noir. Noir. Mercenary Group
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Posted - 2009.07.26 18:30:00 -
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Originally by: goodby4u
Originally by: baltec1 Britain has castles which tend to have at least one suit of armour. This should make me bite proof but I cant shake the words tinned food from my mind.
A suit of armor may not be a good idea, too easy for them to tip you over.
I would rather have chainmail or roman like plate armor with a large shield instead... But the castle is a good idea.
what if they start to climb it? ---
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ain't that right. |
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Munchees
Gallente
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Posted - 2009.07.26 18:37:00 -
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Another plus side to North America is it (US and Canada anyway) is that there's quite a lot of survivable wilderness. If you know what you're doing.
Just as soon as you hear reports of zombies GTFO of where you live because in the US you probably live in a suburb or a city.
Originally by: Mr Reeth
Why is it every time I read somebody call all Americans stupid I hear it in a British accent and think of this |
Epegi Givo
Amarr Ministry of War
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Posted - 2009.07.26 18:49:00 -
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Middle-east. Not very many people, and almost everyone is trained with a gun. ------------------------------------- My other alt is a Ferrari
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Munchees
Gallente
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Posted - 2009.07.26 18:53:00 -
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Originally by: Epegi Givo Middle-east. Not very many people, and almost everyone is trained with a gun.
Racist!
The middle east actually would be a bad idea because of water issues.
Originally by: Mr Reeth
Why is it every time I read somebody call all Americans stupid I hear it in a British accent and think of this |
goodby4u
Valor Inc. Cosmic Anomalies
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Posted - 2009.07.26 19:16:00 -
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Originally by: Grimpak
Originally by: goodby4u
Originally by: baltec1 Britain has castles which tend to have at least one suit of armour. This should make me bite proof but I cant shake the words tinned food from my mind.
A suit of armor may not be a good idea, too easy for them to tip you over.
I would rather have chainmail or roman like plate armor with a large shield instead... But the castle is a good idea.
what if they start to climb it?
You poor soap and water down the side and watch the silly corpses fall on eachother.
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LUH 3472
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Posted - 2009.07.26 19:21:00 -
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Edited by: LUH 3472 on 26/07/2009 19:21:19 best to be on ISS or Easter Islands or just be god
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Bibbleibble
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Posted - 2009.07.26 19:54:00 -
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I'm surprised no one has mentioned Madagascar yet. ________________________________________________ For changes to Minmatar Battleships click here (also with a review of the Muninn!) |
Abrazzar
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Posted - 2009.07.26 20:06:00 -
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Iceland.
You have cold weather, which means the zombies are slow and you're less likely to get infected from blood sprays as it would be solid to viscous at those temperatures.
Also Iceland has some active volcanoes where you can safely dispose of the cadavers.
Last but not least, they have him to protect Iceland. |
Lance Fighter
Amarr
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Posted - 2009.07.26 20:08:00 -
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Edited by: Lance Fighter on 26/07/2009 20:08:14 Iceland.
A few things I figure id mention - castles usually have supplies of boiling pitch used in the event people try climbing the walls. I assume same goes for zombies ^^
gods dammit ninjad :( serves me right for trying to post on forums while eating |
Grimpak
Gallente Noir. Noir. Mercenary Group
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Posted - 2009.07.26 20:33:00 -
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Originally by: goodby4u
Originally by: Grimpak
Originally by: goodby4u
Originally by: baltec1 Britain has castles which tend to have at least one suit of armour. This should make me bite proof but I cant shake the words tinned food from my mind.
A suit of armor may not be a good idea, too easy for them to tip you over.
I would rather have chainmail or roman like plate armor with a large shield instead... But the castle is a good idea.
what if they start to climb it?
You poor soap and water down the side and watch the silly corpses fall on eachother.
untill there's a high enough pile of zombies to make a siege tower ---
Quote: The more I know about humans, the more I love animals.
ain't that right. |
Zeetchmen
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Posted - 2009.07.26 21:00:00 -
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Madagascar!
http://hasmadagascarcloseditsport.com/
/obsucre joke
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Jack Airron
Gallente Setenta Corp Libertas Fidelitas
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Posted - 2009.07.26 21:35:00 -
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Edited by: Jack Airron on 26/07/2009 21:40:21 Edited by: Jack Airron on 26/07/2009 21:38:49 Edited by: Jack Airron on 26/07/2009 21:37:34
Originally by: Abrazzar Iceland.
You have cold weather, which means the zombies are slow and you're less likely to get infected from blood sprays as it would be solid to viscous at those temperatures.
Also Iceland has some active volcanoes where you can safely dispose of the cadavers.
Last but not least, they have him to protect Iceland.
iceland is one of the worst possible places, yes they have cold winters but most of the northern US and UK do too, ice land has no standing army do defend its people.
in the book world war z when the infection hit the US hard enough the US military pulled out of Iceland leaving its people to the zombies
Iceland's weather is cool, and the Icelandic climate is temperate. The warm North Atlantic Current ensures generally higher temperatures than in most places of similar latitude in the world. Iceland's winters are mild and windy while the summers are cool which is typical for Scandinavia.
we need to find out what kind of zombies the OP is talking about. RAGE virus Infected or remaro zombies.
I recommend Linkage
Its a great book and even comes in audio book format.
along with Linkage
in audio book format too.
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placeholder5
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Posted - 2009.07.26 21:40:00 -
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Japan.
I heard that having a yaoi in your home serves as quite an effective zombie repellent.
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Jack Airron
Gallente Setenta Corp Libertas Fidelitas
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Posted - 2009.07.26 21:54:00 -
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Originally by: goodby4u
Originally by: Kungar Lupe
Originally by: goodby4u Your doing it wrong, remember all the bullets in the world cant save you from the undead horde if you live in a place like new york, london, or bejing...
I would move to hawaii, greenland or an unknown island in order to protect myself from the horde.
Hawaii because they do have guns, sparsely populated(besides the capital), and a good place to live off the land.
Greenland because it is even more sparsely populated, cold so zombies potentially move much slower(due to the lack of body heat they move slower in the cold) and it is rather big so if im hunted I wont be cornered.
One last tip, guns run out of ammo... Swords do not.
swords break.
id recommend downloading the audio book of word war z (probly the best book ever)
Swords take a very long time to break if you are using them properly.
not true knights in the middle ages had sword carriers with them who would hand them a new sword when theirs broke or got dull. However human skull is not as tough as armor plating. the katana is probably the best sword for decapitating a zombie due to its long reach and light weight make it easy to score a neck shot.
the best gun is probably a hunting rifle due to it being almost imposable to jam, most people would chose a M16 just because that's what they see in movies. but firing a entire mag to kill one zombie is a waste of ammo, one shot one kill is what you want to look for in a weapon.
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Eaers Secks
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Posted - 2009.07.26 22:02:00 -
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Id probably live in america... Steal a cruiser... And hijack trading ships along the china cost to get rice and bread for free as me and my friends pick up some chicks in hawaii along the way : )
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Sniper Wolf18
Gallente A Pretty Pony Princess General Tso's Alliance
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Posted - 2009.07.26 22:38:00 -
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Antartica:
Very small population Cold Red On White is easy to spot Zombies would solidify as they have no thermoregulation Nearly everyone there owns a huntilg rifle due to polar bears - Lots of guns and ammo
And to finish, thank you for reading my sig -------------------------------------------------- If you are still reading i would probably hav posted by now |
DasDizzy
Guiding Hand Social Club
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Posted - 2009.07.26 22:48:00 -
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Iceland? [SIG START]
Everything i say is the view of the rest of the eve cluster, IM THE PRESSDUDE FFS
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Culmen
Caldari Macabre Votum Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2009.07.26 22:51:00 -
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Singapore
Mandatory Conscription of all male citizens, means that everyone should know which end of the gun goes bang Active and frequent mobilization****rcises for the military Government constructed HDB flats are well suited for anti zombie fortification All apartments have installed steel security bars on almost all entrances, making even intra block quarantine easy
Down side are lack of weaponry amounst citizens at large poor food/water supplies High population density
and further more why do i even need a sig? |
Lt Forge
Pilots From Honour Aeternus.
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Posted - 2009.07.26 22:55:00 -
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Edited by: Lt Forge on 26/07/2009 22:55:13 I live on a very strategic spot in the Netherlands: In a village.
A wall of water west of us, a line of houses and a road, pointing north and south. and a farm land on the east with a ditch in front of the lands.
Even though we got tight gun control, at least we aint stupid; we kill our wounded and burn the dead (throwing them in the water can to the water to get infected); we got improvised tools: we basically live under the sea level, so I don't think they wont even come to us.
Yeah, Europe aint that bad, you silly low-IQed gunwielding hamburger-addicts
And no, there are no twelve Eiffeltowers in France.
Damn the guns, damn the military, go melee and improvisal! _____________
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Xanos Blackpaw
Amarr Inadeptus Mechanicus
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Posted - 2009.07.26 23:16:00 -
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I would move somewhere where it go well below freezing in the winter. zombies dont generate heat and as such should be froozen solid. not much of a threat then. also...freezing them solid should create cracks in them from temperature diffrences. in other words...when the weather get warmed, the fall appart. not much of a threat. ________________________________________________ Tau - Yeah we suck in close combat. To bad you will never get there. For the greater good!! |
jarack
D00M. Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2009.07.26 23:56:00 -
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All you need is Chain-Mail, a saferoom, and a Katana.
Location is just a statistic :P
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