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Lana Hellfury
Minmatar Minmatar Republic Military Skool
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Posted - 2009.07.17 05:35:00 -
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After some sweet talking I have convinced one of the Jita spammers to sell me his real Guardian-Vexor at half price IF I PvP with it AND publish where im going to be doing this 1 week before it happens, ensuring the most EPIC lossmail ever.
Ever dubious that he even owns a real GV I got him to put it up in a contract and its the real thing. Now obviously im a prime target to scam thanks to my reputation, so I check things 3 or 4 times before committing.. Its the real thing.
Half price works out to 10B ISK, and im 8B ISK short. Its going to take me a LONG time to get 8B isk on my own, so hes put it back on the market until I find the isk..
So C&P, if you want to see me loose one of these things in the most epic way possible, please forward your spare isk my way (That would be Lana Torrin for anyone that doesn't know im an alt) and when I have enough I'll be buying the thing and making a brand new thread as to where you can have a shot at getting on the killmail. (I'll also pop a corpmate in highsec beforehand for anyone that wants to see one actually used before it dies, I haven't picked or told the corpmate im popping yet)
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Lana Hellfury
Minmatar Minmatar Republic Military Skool
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Posted - 2009.07.17 05:53:00 -
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Details in my excitement that I forgot to add..
I'm going to fraps the lot.. From both in ship and I'll have a cloaker setup to capture a wide angle shot. Obviously i'll be editing it to some kick ass music, but i'll also release the raw fraps so other people can use it if they want.
Names of everyone who donates will be included in the credits.. Anyone who donates more than 250M will get their own page and a special thanks.
I have an almost maxed Gal T1 Curiser pilot in my long list of alts (no lexa, you don't know this one as i rarely use it). By almost maxed i mean cruiser 5, both medium T2 rails and blasters maxed, fitting either maxed or at 4 and medium drones and supporting skills either maxed or at 4..
I WILL be trying to take down as many people as possible, so its not going to be a walk in the park for all those involved. People who get popped will be laughed as will people not making the killmail.
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species2143
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Posted - 2009.07.17 06:27:00 -
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Might want to have fraps running every time you undock cuz this is where 5-6 suicide raxes ruin your party...
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Lana Hellfury
Minmatar Minmatar Republic Military Skool
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Posted - 2009.07.17 06:38:00 -
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Originally by: species2143
Might want to have fraps running every time you undock cuz this is where 5-6 suicide raxes ruin your party...
Planing on it.. I have about 300Gig of free space on both machines.
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Rock urSocksoff
Incura
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Posted - 2009.07.17 06:41:00 -
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Originally by: Lana Hellfury (no lexa, you don't know this one as i rarely use it).
And here I thought we were beyond secrets
You do know that Guardian-Vexors are terrible ships, right?
Originally by: Saluss Its a bad world in EvE and everyone wants your Retail shuttle.
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Tiny Tove
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Posted - 2009.07.17 08:45:00 -
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Pretending for one minute that it isn't yet another scam:
You only have 2 billion isk. Buying a GVexor for 10 billion and not selling it for 20 billion is plain dumb.
Other people financing your dumbness is group dumbness.
Other people thinking this is anything other than yet another scam by you is extreme group dumbness.
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Hermiat
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Posted - 2009.07.17 09:00:00 -
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This is quite possibly the most fail attempt at a scam I have ever seen!
This is not the scam you are looking for. Move along!
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larf1986
Empire Assault Corp Dead Terrorists
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Posted - 2009.07.17 09:20:00 -
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Set the contract to Larf1986 for 10b and ill trade it over to you.
Honestly I will
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Lady Spank
Amarr Sekret Kool Klubb
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Posted - 2009.07.17 10:20:00 -
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Originally by: Tiny Tove Pretending for one minute that it isn't yet another scam:
You only have 2 billion isk. Buying a GVexor for 10 billion and not selling it for 20 billion is plain dumb.
Other people financing your dumbness is group dumbness.
Other people thinking this is anything other than yet another scam by you is extreme group dumbness.
quoting pure greed. Is your isk your best achievement in eve?
Good luck Lana honey, I believe in you and donated 500m to the cause.
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Tiny Tove
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Posted - 2009.07.17 10:43:00 -
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Edited by: Tiny Tove on 17/07/2009 10:44:01
Originally by: Lady Spank
Originally by: Tiny Tove Pretending for one minute that it isn't yet another scam:
You only have 2 billion isk. Buying a GVexor for 10 billion and not selling it for 20 billion is plain dumb.
Other people financing your dumbness is group dumbness.
Other people thinking this is anything other than yet another scam by you is extreme group dumbness.
quoting pure greed. Is your isk your best achievement in eve?
Good luck Lana honey, I believe in you and donated 500m to the cause.
Sure. Why not. If you need to jump to an assumption about something, I will defend your right to do so. If you want to pretend you're an alt or a friend to further the scam, I will defend your right to do so.
I'm sure when you've clocked a few years onto your life you'll stop pretending that it's only that which you do or say that is the pinnacle of life on earth.
EDIT: There is no progression beyond playing the Girl Card.
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Ryuzaki Lawliet
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.07.17 11:31:00 -
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Originally by: Tiny Tove Edited by: Tiny Tove on 17/07/2009 10:44:01
Originally by: Lady Spank
Originally by: Tiny Tove Pretending for one minute that it isn't yet another scam:
You only have 2 billion isk. Buying a GVexor for 10 billion and not selling it for 20 billion is plain dumb.
Other people financing your dumbness is group dumbness.
Other people thinking this is anything other than yet another scam by you is extreme group dumbness.
quoting pure greed. Is your isk your best achievement in eve?
Good luck Lana honey, I believe in you and donated 500m to the cause.
Sure. Why not. If you need to jump to an assumption about something, I will defend your right to do so. If you want to pretend you're an alt or a friend to further the scam, I will defend your right to do so.
I'm sure when you've clocked a few years onto your life you'll stop pretending that it's only that which you do or say that is the pinnacle of life on earth.
EDIT: There is no progression beyond playing the Girl Card.
AFAIK Lady =/= Lana
Originally by: Vabjekf
Once you have 12 decillion skill points you can equip smaller ships in your slots and shoot rifters at people
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Rock urSocksoff
Incura
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Posted - 2009.07.17 11:39:00 -
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Originally by: Tiny Tove Edited by: Tiny Tove on 17/07/2009 10:44:01
Originally by: Lady Spank
Originally by: Tiny Tove Pretending for one minute that it isn't yet another scam:
You only have 2 billion isk. Buying a GVexor for 10 billion and not selling it for 20 billion is plain dumb.
Other people financing your dumbness is group dumbness.
Other people thinking this is anything other than yet another scam by you is extreme group dumbness.
quoting pure greed. Is your isk your best achievement in eve?
Good luck Lana honey, I believe in you and donated 500m to the cause.
Sure. Why not. If you need to jump to an assumption about something, I will defend your right to do so. If you want to pretend you're an alt or a friend to further the scam, I will defend your right to do so.
I'm sure when you've clocked a few years onto your life you'll stop pretending that it's only that which you do or say that is the pinnacle of life on earth.
EDIT: There is no progression beyond playing the Girl Card.
You're pretty dumb.
Originally by: Saluss Its a bad world in EvE and everyone wants your Retail shuttle.
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Vyrk
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Posted - 2009.07.17 12:06:00 -
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Edited by: Vyrk on 17/07/2009 12:07:35
Originally by: Tiny Tove Pretending for one minute that it isn't yet another scam:
You only have 2 billion isk. Buying a GVexor for 10 billion and not selling it for 20 billion is plain dumb.
Other people financing your dumbness is group dumbness.
Other people thinking this is anything other than yet another scam by you is extreme group dumbness.
OF COURSE IT IS A SCAM !!! BECAUSE SHE COPY ME !!!
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Lana Hellfury
Minmatar Minmatar Republic Military Skool
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Posted - 2009.07.17 12:49:00 -
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Seems I livened up the boards at least.. Anyone that has spent any time at all reading my posts will know im just stupid enough to actually do this. I'm bored and if im going to be known for loosing stuff I may as well be known for loosing expensive stuff...
Thankyou Lady for the 500M.. Assuming this gets off the ground do you have any issue with me using your avatar image in the video?
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Intigo
Amarr Endemic Aggression Exalted.
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Posted - 2009.07.17 13:27:00 -
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This is why C&P is nothing more than a cesspit now.
You are the cancer ruining C&P. ___________________
ENEMA, much love. <3 |
SwankNasTy
The New Kids on the Block United Star Federation
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Posted - 2009.07.17 13:37:00 -
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MMM cancer taste so good on bread
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Neacail
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Posted - 2009.07.17 13:56:00 -
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Originally by: Lana Hellfury Half price works out to 10B ISK, and im 8B ISK short. Its going to take me a LONG time to get 8B isk on my own, so hes put it back on the market until I find the isk..
Even if you were the most trust worthy person in this forum (yeah, C&P, I know), this part of your post would have given you away. "Put it back on the market"? Guardian Vexors, with their normal, 20b price, sell almost instantly. Just check the sell orders forum, the only barrier preventing random rich people from buying them 5 minutes after it's posted is the possibility of a scam.
Still, I was gonna post something about e-honor requesting you to forward me to your mysterious jita spammer, as I can afford the ship and would be willing to lose it that way. But no, besides the obvious attempt to make a quick buck, it's a crappy combat ship and the loss mail wouldn't be that interesting.
Good luck.
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Mzr
Gallente Leverage Inc.
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Posted - 2009.07.17 14:18:00 -
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Wait.. so you want us to give you 8bn so you can make another 10 of top of that? I'd fraps that too!
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Lana Hellfury
Minmatar Minmatar Republic Military Skool
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Posted - 2009.07.17 14:42:00 -
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Originally by: Mzr Wait.. so you want us to give you 8bn so you can make another 10 of top of that? I'd fraps that too!
Why do you find it so difficult to believe that someone would want to fight in one of these things? Collectors item or not, one day it all needs to get blown up.
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Saul Reaver
Caldari Oberon Incorporated Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2009.07.17 15:19:00 -
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Just buy an Ishtar. More fun and a better ship for little over 100 mill for the hull. Guardian Vexors suck. OK they can launch more drones but nothing a good smartbomb can't sort out.
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sooperkool
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Posted - 2009.07.17 15:24:00 -
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this is why lana is the best hellfury.
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Saul Reaver
Caldari Oberon Incorporated Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2009.07.17 15:35:00 -
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Originally by: sooperkool this is why lana is the best hellfury.
May i ask are Lana Hellfury and Lexa Hellfury the same person or just coincidence? I remember tackling Lexa in M-O with my alt in his Vagabond and it was just after the nanonerf and i completely forgot that Warp Scramblers deactivate Microwarpdrives. I tried bumping Lexa off the gate and got caught by the dreaded warp scram. BOOM! My beloved Vagabond bit the dust.
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Sergiiy Kortos
The Really Awesome Players
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Posted - 2009.07.17 16:12:00 -
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1 bil isk for real life photos of Lana Hellfury holding up a sign saying "i'm from the internet spaceship game"
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Neacail
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Posted - 2009.07.17 17:01:00 -
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Originally by: Saul Reaver May i ask are Lana Hellfury and Lexa Hellfury the same person or just coincidence?
Neither. Lana Hellfury is the alt of the master poaster Lana Torrin, usually used for the purpose of bypassing a forum ban. The name itself is probably a homage or reference to the poaster you mention, Lexa Hellfury, who is often (and for good reason) characterized as the best Hellfury.
Please refer to Rock urSocksoff, found in this very thread. He is Lexa Hellfury's alt, also used to bypass a forum ban.
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Swalesey
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Posted - 2009.07.17 17:58:00 -
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This sounds awesome, I am well up for being a part of this project :P
Just one problem though, my alt's gtc ran out and he has all my isk :/
You send me the isk for a gtc, and I will re sub him, then transfer what you require.
AmIdoingitrite?
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Barakkus
Caelestis Iudicium
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Posted - 2009.07.17 18:25:00 -
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Originally by: Sergiiy Kortos 1 bil isk for real life photos of Lana Hellfury holding up a sign saying "i'm from the internet spaceship game"
Lana
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Sergiiy Kortos
The Really Awesome Players
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Posted - 2009.07.17 18:28:00 -
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Originally by: Barakkus
Originally by: Sergiiy Kortos 1 bil isk for real life photos of Lana Hellfury holding up a sign saying "i'm from the internet spaceship game"
Lana
... what a turn-off.
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Barakkus
Caelestis Iudicium
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Posted - 2009.07.17 18:31:00 -
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Originally by: Sergiiy Kortos
Originally by: Barakkus
Originally by: Sergiiy Kortos 1 bil isk for real life photos of Lana Hellfury holding up a sign saying "i'm from the internet spaceship game"
Lana
... what a turn-off.
You didn't say she had to be sexy....
...waiting for payment...
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Sergiiy Kortos
The Really Awesome Players
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Posted - 2009.07.17 18:34:00 -
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Originally by: Barakkus
Originally by: Sergiiy Kortos
Originally by: Barakkus
Originally by: Sergiiy Kortos 1 bil isk for real life photos of Lana Hellfury holding up a sign saying "i'm from the internet spaceship game"
Lana
... what a turn-off.
You didn't say she had to be sexy....
...waiting for payment...
yea well - obvious fake is obvious.
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Barakkus
Caelestis Iudicium
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Posted - 2009.07.17 18:38:00 -
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Originally by: Sergiiy Kortos yea well - obvious fake is obvious. [:(
It's not I tell you!
She's my sister...sometimes...honest...
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