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BallistaII
Caldari Provisions
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Posted - 2009.07.08 18:27:00 -
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Dear C&P,
My name is BallistaII. Many of you may know me as Bai ZongTong's dearest alt, who he once treasured like a rare piece of jewelry that a beautiful woman would wear to an elaborate party.
These days are long since over. A few months ago, I ran into some personal arguments like whether I should fit small or medium artilleries on my new shiny Megatron Navy Issue. We had many disagreements, which then really spawned his bad side onto me.
Things got worst when he was banned from the forums once again: this time for a mere humble "first" post. He directed his angers not to innocent carebears but rather to me. He'd come home drunk every other night, then do inappropriate things to me.
As these events progressed, it was no surprised that I quitted Genos in search for a better future. I first tried a small corp that was wardeced, then eventually put myself into temporary rest.
I came back to EVE yesterday in hopes for a much brighter future.
I roamed around Amarr highsec in search for good 1v1 fights. Little did I know that Bai has alt agents around the galaxy, who then assigned possibly one of his pet corps, Cool Ninjas of Awesome Ownage, to dishonor the fight like a bunch of pigdogs.
He then proceed to threaten to dishonor every 1v1 fight I get into. I bet one of his alts is in a cloaked falcon right now following me around the galaxy.
I can not stand this anymore. I don't think any sane person can.
That is why I am breaking away the shackles that is Bai ZongTong to search for a new main. A main, who is most brilliant, and would love and cuddle me when hard times come.
Love,
BallistaII
Nexus Kinnon for CCP President!!!! Larkonis Trassler for CSM!!!! |
Jack Gates
Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.08 18:33:00 -
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Edited by: Jack Gates on 08/07/2009 18:33:10 hi, thanks for telling us your name, since we can't see it below your character portrait. And keep up the good work pretending to be a woman, it's not creepy at all :)
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Cat o'Ninetails
Rancer Defence League
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Posted - 2009.07.08 18:33:00 -
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alts can be a pain lol
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Jack Gates
Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.08 18:35:00 -
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ugh, cat o'ninetails
ugh
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FireT
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Posted - 2009.07.08 18:41:00 -
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I am curious, so you wish a new alt.... but what exactly are you offering in return. Aside from the creepy dialog that makes every sane person bring out the tasers? And what exactly are your requirements for a new character? What about a male character? What skill point level? I can give you a brand new account with 1 million for a simple 1 billion ISK.
Here is a time, which you didn't seem to get, make clear what you want and what you are willing to trade. Not what creepy dialog you are throwing at people.
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Chainsaw Plankton
IDLE GUNS IDLE EMPIRE
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Posted - 2009.07.08 18:44:00 -
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well that depends, how do you feel about bumsex?
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Yakar Kunn
Hell's Blood-Bath
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Posted - 2009.07.08 18:46:00 -
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Troll'd.
I'm following you in my cloaked ibis
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De'Veldrin
Minmatar Special Projects Executive
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Posted - 2009.07.08 19:25:00 -
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Originally by: BallistaII Dear C&P, <snip some stuff too creepy to leave in>
Love,
BallistaII
Talking about yourself like a separate person is one of the classic signs of MPD. I encourage you to get help for yourself(ves). --Vel
Experience is what you get right after you need it.
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species2143
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Posted - 2009.07.08 19:28:00 -
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Edited by: species2143 on 08/07/2009 19:28:05
Why is this crap in C&P?
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Jack Gates
Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.08 19:48:00 -
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chainsaw plankton already said it best: forcible anal **** belongs in c&p
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Chainsaw Plankton
IDLE GUNS IDLE EMPIRE
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Posted - 2009.07.08 19:59:00 -
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Originally by: Jack Gates chainsaw plankton already said it best: forcible anal **** belongs in c&p
you are misusing my words
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FireT
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Posted - 2009.07.08 20:03:00 -
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Originally by: Jack Gates chainsaw plankton already said it best: forcible anal **** belongs in c&p
Bummer
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RedSplat
Caldari Provisions
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Posted - 2009.07.08 20:12:00 -
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Originally by: FireT
Originally by: Jack Gates chainsaw plankton already said it best: forcible anal **** belongs in c&p
Bummer
I can get behind that sentiment
Originally by: CCP Mitnal
I don't sleep. I am always here. Watching. Waiting.
Originally by: CCP Mitnal it does get progressively longer.
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Jack Gates
Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.08 20:20:00 -
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Originally by: Chainsaw Plankton
Originally by: Jack Gates chainsaw plankton already said it best: forcible anal **** belongs in c&p
you are misusing my words
only because I wish you'd misuse my gaping manhole
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BallistaII
Caldari Provisions
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Posted - 2009.07.08 22:48:00 -
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why are eve players all so inconsiderate? can't you guys ever understand that i am going through a personal crisis at the moment?
maybe that is why you all are still in your mom's basement eating mac and cheese while gatecamping....
can some mods move this to GD? i feel i would get more sympathy there.
Nexus Kinnon for CCP President!!!! Larkonis Trassler for CSM!!!! |
Shan'n Fenix
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Posted - 2009.07.08 23:01:00 -
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Originally by: BallistaII why are eve players all so inconsiderate? can't you guys ever understand that i am going through a personal crisis at the moment? Quote:
Don't care. **** off.
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Kacer Xenro
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Posted - 2009.07.08 23:05:00 -
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Edited by: Kacer Xenro on 08/07/2009 23:05:34
Originally by: BallistaII can some mods move this to GD? i feel i would get more sympathy there.
somehow i feel you have misunderstood something about these forums, if you want sympathy and people going "awww, poor girl", go elsewhere =)
edit: lolspelling
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Joe Starbreaker
The Fighting Republicans
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Posted - 2009.07.08 23:18:00 -
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Originally by: BallistaII Megatron Navy Issue
I know what movie you watched last weekend...
-/ the fighting republicans /- |
Susung
Alt Anti-defamation League
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Posted - 2009.07.09 03:49:00 -
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Originally by: Jack Gates chainsaw plankton already said it best: forcible anal **** belongs in c&p
Dammit, I am starting to like you Jack
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xBLACKNOVAx
Custard Cream Appreciation Society
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Posted - 2009.07.09 05:08:00 -
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Originally by: BallistaII eating mac and cheese
And now I know what I am having for lunch. Thank you. . Navigator Killed my sig |
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Lana Hellfury
Minmatar Minmatar Republic Military Skool
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Posted - 2009.07.09 05:26:00 -
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Hi BallistaII,
I have a shelter setup for alts trying to get away from their mains. Contact me in game for details.
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Dannerkongen
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Posted - 2009.07.09 09:17:00 -
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yah i waso n my low once and tEh best Hellfury homeless alt shelter put me back on me feet.
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BallistaII
Caldari Provisions
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Posted - 2009.07.09 16:42:00 -
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Originally by: Lana Hellfury Hi BallistaII,
I have a shelter setup for alts trying to get away from their mains. Contact me in game for details.
OMGGGZZZZZ!!!!!
are you related to my dear Lana Torrin? I remember the times when we were together... we sat at a park, cuddled, and counted stars.
please tell me you are Lana~~~~
Nexus Kinnon for CCP President!!!! Larkonis Trassler for CSM!!!! |
ARALIEUS
Amarr Traumark Logistics
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Posted - 2009.07.09 16:57:00 -
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Originally by: BallistaII
(Stuff)
maybe that is why you all are still in your mom's basement eating mac and cheese while gatecamping....
(more stuff)
I lol'd so hard it brung ME tears, hmm imagine that -Ara |
Kage Toshimado
Gallente The Logistical Nightmare
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Posted - 2009.07.09 17:13:00 -
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Originally by: xBLACKNOVAx
Originally by: BallistaII eating mac and cheese
And now I know what I am having for lunch. Thank you.
You say that as if you had a choice in the matter. Well I suppose you could choose to eat nothing.
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BallistaII
Caldari Provisions
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Posted - 2009.07.11 00:21:00 -
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still looking.....
Nexus Kinnon for CCP President!!!! Larkonis Trassler for CSM!!!! |
SFX Bladerunner
Minmatar Black Serpent Technologies
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Posted - 2009.07.11 11:13:00 -
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Edited by: SFX Bladerunner on 11/07/2009 11:14:10 Edited by: SFX Bladerunner on 11/07/2009 11:13:46
Originally by: BallistaII TL;DR: female ranting
into the bio reprocessor with you!
if you want to buy SFX you can have him for 50bil <3
evemail me ingame __________________________________________________
History is much like an endless waltz, the three beats of war, peace and revolution continue on forever.. |
Lana Hellfury
Minmatar Minmatar Republic Military Skool
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Posted - 2009.07.11 11:59:00 -
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Originally by: BallistaII
Originally by: Lana Hellfury Hi BallistaII,
I have a shelter setup for alts trying to get away from their mains. Contact me in game for details.
OMGGGZZZZZ!!!!!
are you related to my dear Lana Torrin? I remember the times when we were together... we sat at a park, cuddled, and counted stars.
please tell me you are Lana~~~~
I change my name from time to time to avoid the authorities...
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Lady Spank
Amarr Sekret Kool Klubb
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Posted - 2009.07.11 12:01:00 -
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Lana sux
The quality of my replies is directly related to the QQuality of the opÆs comments |
Frey't
Caldari smart mining and manufactoring industries
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Posted - 2009.07.11 12:08:00 -
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somtimes when chaz is mean to me i get him drunk and then once he passes out i go thru his containers and take all the good stuf***es and then i blame it on kreebe.....
p.s i think he has cameras tho becuse i always get caught.. then he takes all my isk and makes me train ore proccesing to lvl 3 ........ oh and watch lana she makes you do strange things to pay rent....
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Lana Hellfury
Minmatar Minmatar Republic Military Skool
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Posted - 2009.07.11 12:11:00 -
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Originally by: Lady Spank Lana sux
You're just ****y because i killed you Nyx...
And snipa!
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Misanth
Reaper Industries
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Posted - 2009.07.11 13:31:00 -
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Originally by: FireT I am curious, so you wish a new alt....
..read the OP dude, she wants a new main, not an alt.
Originally by: Lady Spank Lana sux
*insert random predictable joke* - I'd tell you why but then I'll have to kill you. And to kill you I'd have to log in. And to log in I'd have to stop browsing these forums. Both you and me knows that'll never happen. |
Lana Hellfury
Minmatar Minmatar Republic Military Skool
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Posted - 2009.07.11 13:53:00 -
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Originally by: Misanth
Originally by: FireT I am curious, so you wish a new alt....
..read the OP dude, she wants a new main, not an alt.
Originally by: Lady Spank Lana sux
*insert random predictable joke*
Thanks for being predictable at least...
I have always thought of BallistaII as the little sister I never had. I would happily like to put forward my name as your new main.. I will protect you from the evil Bai..
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Denny Haze
Amarr Knights of Destiny
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Posted - 2009.07.11 15:08:00 -
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Originally by: BallistaII He'd come home drunk every other night, then do inappropriate things to me.
Nothing is inappropriate, when drunk!
<Dr. Leonard Church voice> However, dear BallistaII, I understand your problem all too well. I myself have never been an alt, nor have I ever had one, but I have seen plenty of alts being used, and abused for personal heat sinks. I've stood on the sidelines for years, watching this horrible unfairness take place to so many. I have sworn to never mishandle any alt; be they mine, or someone else's. I must admit, I wouldn't know the first thing about having an alt, but I feel I am at a stage in my life, where I am willing to learn. I cannot promise you much, but I promise I will try my best to be there for you, if you would have me as your main. If you would be willing to teach me it would be my pleasure, and honor.
I humbly request that you, at the very least, consider my proposal.
Sincerely, Denny Haze </Dr. Leonard Church voice>
I LOVE BLOOD AND VIOLENCE! I'VE GOT A BONER FOR MURDER |
Amonse
Caldari Red-Soveriegn
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Posted - 2009.07.11 17:17:00 -
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u sure your a lady or are you having a homosexual moment? kinda creepy
Life is like a lemon It burns when it gets in your eyes ^.^ |
Master Chaz
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Posted - 2009.07.11 18:06:00 -
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blah!!! alt's are and should be pawns in this evil game of internet spaceships they should be used for the following: fail high sec gate camping attempts , scouts ( cannon fodder ), persons on which to lay blame ( i didnt steal anything it was "place alts name here" )cleaning the station after wild party , sex toys ( on long hauls) and whatever else you want to do with them.. i for one have several and will not allow them to do anything i dont want them to do . vote, chat with anybody else ( any of the hellfurys ) , fly any ship of worth, or have more than 100 isk in there personel wallets . any breach of the rules results in a complete ass whippin and a trip to the bio mass chambers,
p.s frey't ill be waiting for you at station with my tool box........
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BallistaII
Caldari Provisions
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Posted - 2009.07.12 00:58:00 -
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Originally by: Lana Hellfury I have always thought of BallistaII as the little sister I never had. I would happily like to put forward my name as your new main.. I will protect you from the evil Bai..
I love you Lana. Where can I apply to your Skool for protection?
Nexus Kinnon for CCP President!!!! Larkonis Trassler for CSM!!!! |
Denny Haze
Amarr Knights of Destiny
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Posted - 2009.07.12 07:54:00 -
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Originally by: Amonse u sure your a lady or are you having a homosexual moment? kinda creepy
Dude, who cares! he/She looks hot!
I LOVE BLOOD AND VIOLENCE! I'VE GOT A BONER FOR MURDER |
Denny Haze
Amarr Knights of Destiny
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Posted - 2009.07.12 10:19:00 -
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Originally by: BallistaII
I love you Lana. Where can I apply to your Skool for protection?
But...but! I did Dr. Leonard Church!
I LOVE BLOOD AND VIOLENCE! I'VE GOT A BONER FOR MURDER |
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