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Awesome Possum
Insert Obscure Latin Name
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Posted - 2009.06.19 07:08:00 -
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So there I was, carebearing in my Domi with my alt salvaging behind me... when Suddenly Ninjas! We laughed in the SN public channel about my bearishness, I even gave them a tear. They invited me to go salvaging with them, and I gave them a rain check.
40 minutes later finds my alt scanning down mission runners, while I sit in my salvage incurses, with my Myrmidon of FAIL near at hand.
I find a Domi, jump in and... Ninjas again! I guess this guy was mad at all the attention, because he took a shot at me the moment I looted. Well, back to the MoF for me. Jumped back, sicked the wee lil hammer beasties on him and *pop*.
Stupid me, I didn't loot the single most valuable item that survived. =/
After that, I gladly joined my salvage alt and his Firetail of Sweet Sweet Tears to the SN fleet. The scanner is working hard, but its late and local is slowly dying. He gives us one last target and says he's calling it a night.
We jump in and the FUN STARTS!
Our valiant hero for this story... Paul (another pilot of a Firetail of Sweet Sweet Tears), jumped in just ahead of myself. We go to the only 2 surviving wrecks and work. Paul is targeted by one of the MRs and jumps out. The last group of NPCs are aggro'd and the dastardly Mission Runner (we'll call him Nancy) is tanking like a pro. Well Paul tells the fleet that he was shot at, so he goes and switches to a tackle frig, for giggles. He comes back into the mission and tackles the Typhoon. Typhoon is tanking no problem, so Paul is ignored.
Well, this doesn't sit right with Pauly boy, so off he goes to get his Caracal of Craptacular Deepz. Right before he jumps in, he tells us all to convo Nancy, so we do. My chatlog can be found in the Pirate Thread Thingy here.
In he jumps, and away he throws his missiles with wild abandon.
Well, the phoon dies, I loot most of the goodies from the wreck, and we all jump out laughing.
And then the fun begins, Nancy invites his CEO and a bunch of corpmates, and you can enjoy the rest of that chat at will.
That's my point of view of the night, we had a blast, wish you all could've been there.
I do so love how the CEO threatens me (the guy that had nothing to do with it) with a wardec, instead of the larger more experienced alliance who's member was responsible for blowing the ship up ;)
I do so love those ninjas.
Below is my killmail from the Domi fight, I'm sure Paul just might possibly post his killmail later.
Victim: XXXX Corp: XXXX Alliance: NONE Faction: NONE Destroyed: Dominix System: Dodixie Security: 0.9 Damage Taken: 130733
Name: Arch Gistum Defeater / Angel Cartel Damage Done: 112380
Name: Awesome Possum (laid the final blow) Security: 5.0 Corp: Insert Obscure Latin Name Alliance: NONE Faction: NONE Ship: Myrmidon Weapon: Hammerhead II Damage Done: 18353
Destroyed items:
Remote Sensor Dampener I (Cargo) Armor Explosive Hardener II, Qty: 2 Antimatter Charge L, Qty: 772 (Cargo) Sigma-Nought Tracking Mode I (Cargo) Medium Shield Transporter I (Cargo) Warrior II, Qty: 2 (Drone Bay) Valkyrie I, Qty: 2 (Drone Bay) Stasis Webifier I (Cargo) Cap Recharger II, Qty: 2 Capacitor Control Circuit I Overdrive Injector System I (Cargo) Drone Link Augmentor I Valkyrie II, Qty: 3 (Drone Bay) Warp Scrambler I (Cargo) Phased Plasma S, Qty: 100 (Cargo) Depleted Uranium S, Qty: 100 (Cargo) Armor Kinetic Hardener II Medium Armor Repairer I (Cargo) Local Power Plant Manager: Diagnostic System I Warrior I, Qty: 4 (Drone Bay) Small Shield Extender I (Cargo) Large Capacitor Battery II Antimatter Charge L, Qty: 13 Proton S, Qty: 100 (Cargo)
Dropped items:
Angel Gold Tag (Cargo) 1MN Afterburner I (Cargo) Valkyrie I, Qty: 3 (Drone Bay) Rocket Launcher I (Cargo) 350mm Compressed Coil Gun I, Qty: 4 'Langour' Drive Disruptor I Miner I, Qty: 2 (Cargo) Damage Control II Valkyrie II, Qty: 2 (Drone Bay)
Out of room. I credit the guys in SN for this kill. |
Lexa Hellfury
Heretic Army Heretic Nation
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Posted - 2009.06.19 07:11:00 -
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heh, sounds pretty fun. |
chromez0r
Gallente Nos Deficio
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Posted - 2009.06.19 07:16:00 -
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Awesome, |
Lana Torrin
Minmatar Republic Military Skool
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Posted - 2009.06.19 07:18:00 -
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TL;DR version? |
Awesome Possum
Insert Obscure Latin Name
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Posted - 2009.06.19 07:21:00 -
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Originally by: Lana Torrin TL;DR version?
reincarnations of ThIdiot, ThCEO, ThCorps.
Some guy shoots at salvager, salvager blows him up, some guy + corp cries.
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Lana Torrin
Minmatar Republic Military Skool
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Posted - 2009.06.19 07:23:00 -
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Originally by: Awesome Possum
Originally by: Lana Torrin TL;DR version?
reincarnations of ThIdiot, ThCEO, ThCorps.
Some guy shoots at salvager, salvager blows him up, some guy + corp cries.
Sweet! |
Ivanna Nuke
Gallente Wujen Corp
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Posted - 2009.06.19 10:15:00 -
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Confirming this is indeed 101% awesome. |
RedSplat
Heretic Army
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Posted - 2009.06.19 11:41:00 -
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Suddenly Ninjas will always be the best Ninjas
Originally by: CCP Mitnal
I don't sleep. I am always here. Watching. Waiting.
Originally by: CCP Mitnal it does get progressively longer.
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Velocity Prime
Suddenly Ninjas Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2009.06.19 14:05:00 -
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This seervice is endoresed by TEARS and Suddenly Ninjas.
A very funny end to an awesome night of salvaging and tear extraction. I haven't seen that much loot gathered in quite some time, if ever. Ever see a cloud of ninjas descend on a poor, lone mission runner? It's a thing of beauty.
Killed a Phoon with a Caracal? WHAT!? Here's Paul's kill.
We're Recruiting! |
Kage Toshimado
Gallente The Logistical Nightmare
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Posted - 2009.06.19 14:49:00 -
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If I was a mission runner (which I promise you I am not) I'd be honored to have Suddenly Ninjas to show up and salvage my wrecks.
It's like a right of passage.
I would even give them some sweet tear fuel. (low octane tears though because they wouldn't be real)
GO GO NINJA TEAR SALVAGER!
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Riedlim
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Posted - 2009.06.19 17:04:00 -
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Approved |
Hoo Is
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Posted - 2009.06.19 17:49:00 -
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Sounds lame...
I mean, woo hoo, you ganked a mission running carebear |
Kage Toshimado
Gallente The Logistical Nightmare
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Posted - 2009.06.19 18:26:00 -
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Originally by: Hoo Is Sounds lame...
I mean, woo hoo, you ganked a mission running carebear
Says the mission running carebear.
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Awesome Possum
Insert Obscure Latin Name
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Posted - 2009.06.19 19:03:00 -
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I am a mission running carebear... sometimes.
If someone jumps into your mission, don't shoot at them.
Simple as that.
People see my 3 month old character and think I'm not a problem, so they shoot at me. Not my problem if a 3 month old in a pvp BC can kill a 2yr old in a pve BS. You don't shoot me, I don't shoot you. You do your mission, I salvage your wrecks. Everyone's happy.
♥
Wreck Disposal Services |
Khalia Nestune
Suddenly Ninjas Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2009.06.19 19:09:00 -
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Edited by: Khalia Nestune on 19/06/2009 19:09:11 Some of the most fun I've ever had in Dodixie. We got tears in local off and on for a good two hours. Some of it was from Possum who was salvaging independently before joining our fleet.
Also, holy crap there are a lot of mission runners in Dixie. I personally scanned down no less than 35 missions with BCs or BSes over two hours, and our other scanner had 15 or 20.
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Awesome Possum
Insert Obscure Latin Name
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Posted - 2009.06.19 19:18:00 -
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Where the **** are you guys when I'm doing generic, serpentis, or mordus missions? You can have that crap. I swear the moment I jump into an angels mission there you are.
Damn ****roaches :p
♥
Wreck Disposal Services |
Dzil
Caldari Space Whales is SRS BIZNESS
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Posted - 2009.06.19 19:21:00 -
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Originally by: Awesome Possum Where the **** are you guys when I'm doing generic, serpentis, or mordus missions? You can have that crap. I swear the moment I jump into an angels mission there you are.
Damn ****roaches :p
I'm sure the anathema arrives at those other missions, the ****roach catalyst just doesn't follow suit.
---------------------- Dzil's Corp Sales - 200m for 7+ standings ---------------------- |
Lady Spank
Amarr Sekret Kool Klubb
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Posted - 2009.06.19 19:26:00 -
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Damn you all to hell you pesky scum!
*Waves fist in air* |
Awesome Possum
Insert Obscure Latin Name
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Posted - 2009.06.20 18:53:00 -
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Boring update is boring:
Day after the fun stuff, I convo'd CEO on Possum and called his bluff, told him I expected a wardec from him.
Nothing so far, so I've started the vote for my own. Gave it 48hrs in case he actually comes through.
That is all, nothing to see here folks, move along.
.... Oh and Solty's probably going to join me with his own dec.
♥
Wreck Disposal Services |
Lady Spank
Amarr Sekret Kool Klubb
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Posted - 2009.06.20 19:29:00 -
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I love Solty and Possy equally ♥
GO GO GO GO GO
The quality of my replies is directly related to the QQuality of the opÆs comments |
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Herty
The Sexy Carebear Boredom Convention
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Posted - 2009.06.22 07:30:00 -
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How is a wardec from a mission running corp a bad thing?
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Awesome Possum
Insert Obscure Latin Name
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Posted - 2009.06.22 07:38:00 -
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Never said it was a bad thing.
I'm just a cheap ass and wanted him to dec me, instead of wasting my hard earned isk. His corp is over 2yrs old, has a 10% tax rate. Mine... well isn't.
I met up with "Nancy" again today, he was flying an active tanked drake with the worst fit I've ever seen. We had a nice convo going, but then my internet died (and I nearly threw a hissy fit at my modem), and the convo didn't save. =/
♥
Wreck Disposal Services |
Zar Terra
MacroIntel United Corporations Against Macros
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Posted - 2009.06.22 08:45:00 -
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I fully endorse this product or service.
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Hinkledolph
Amok. Minor Threat.
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Posted - 2009.06.22 10:07:00 -
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What is a mission?
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Paul Clavet
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Posted - 2009.06.22 17:41:00 -
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Paul Clavet
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Posted - 2009.06.22 17:43:00 -
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I was the "hero" of this story, and the lulz were so great that I was motivated to start a blog. Here's the link to the story in question:
http://www.mylootyourtears.com/?p=3
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Awesome Possum
Insert Obscure Latin Name
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Posted - 2009.06.22 20:05:00 -
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2009.06.22 20:01 Insert Obscure Latin Name has declared war on Starfinger INC. Within 24 hours fighting can legally occur between those involved.
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Wreck Disposal Services |
Lady Spank
Amarr Sekret Kool Klubb
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Posted - 2009.06.23 04:20:00 -
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Originally by: Awesome Possum 2009.06.22 20:01 Insert Obscure Latin Name has declared war on Starfinger INC. Within 24 hours fighting can legally occur between those involved.
I honestly misread fighting as fingering
Sounds sexay!
The quality of my replies is directly related to the QQuality of the opÆs comments |
Lana Hellfury
Minmatar Minmatar Republic Military Skool
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Posted - 2009.06.23 04:30:00 -
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Originally by: Lady Spank
Originally by: Awesome Possum 2009.06.22 20:01 Insert Obscure Latin Name has declared war on Starfinger INC. Within 24 hours fighting can legally occur between those involved.
I honestly misread fighting as fingering
Sounds sexay!
But you have to wait 24h before its legal.. |
sir gankalot
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Posted - 2009.06.23 15:20:00 -
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Edited by: sir gankalot on 23/06/2009 15:20:40
Originally by: Lana Hellfury
Originally by: Lady Spank
Originally by: Awesome Possum 2009.06.22 20:01 Insert Obscure Latin Name has declared war on Starfinger INC. Within 24 hours fighting can legally occur between those involved.
I honestly misread fighting as fingering
Sounds sexay!
But you have to wait 24h before its legal..
IRL you have to wait 18 YEARS in most places... |
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