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Stygian Knight
Balls Deep Inc.
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Posted - 2009.05.20 08:22:00 -
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Edited by: Stygian Knight on 20/05/2009 09:11:17 I have few funny stories to tell.
One day i was hanging around in my 0.4 home system, while flying around and i saw few frigate / cruiser class ships around. Since at that moment i was alone (no friendlies around), i decided to undock in my gank Rupture and see what i could do.
I forgot to mention, i am 6 month old player with -10 sec status, at that moment i had a little bounty too.
Scan started to clear out since i roamed belts, there was around 12-14 in local (and i knew that 8-10 were either carebears, or afk, so that left me with 2-4 possible treats).
One interceptor and AF, remained on scan, but finally AF went off scan (i guess he docked). So i went into belt and started to kill some rats - i was deadly bored, and just as i wanted to warp back to the station and dock up, i suddenly see Interceptor and AF landing right on top of me.
OH BOY OH BOY i was happy, and suddenly that adrenaline rush hit me - oh i love that.
then they convoed me: 20 MIL AND YOU ARE FREE
LOL??? WTF??? they want to ransom me?????????
I started to laugh so hard it wasn't even funny :)
Of course i easily popped both of them and send them a beautiful smack in local.
Their leaving local in their pods can be described with only one word "GODSPEED"
And they never returned......
(they probably never mentioned that fight....ever...)
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FU22
Beyond Transcendence
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Posted - 2009.05.20 08:30:00 -
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there was me thinking this was a thread about your own epic fails.
i'm left dissapointed
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Cyrdax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2009.05.20 08:33:00 -
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i hate this thread already and i haven't even read it
--- tv where the horn go, boy can you top that? |
Dirk Magnum
Royal Hiigaran Navy SCUM.
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Posted - 2009.05.20 08:40:00 -
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Originally by: Cyrdax i hate this thread already and i haven't even read it
It would have been pretty epic fail if you had
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Lana Hellfury
Minmatar Republic University
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Posted - 2009.05.20 08:43:00 -
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Originally by: Cyrdax i hate this thread already and i haven't even read it
I hate you for not logging in and entertaining me.
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Stygian Knight
Balls Deep Inc.
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Posted - 2009.05.20 08:50:00 -
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Originally by: FU22 there was me thinking this was a thread about your own epic fails.
i'm left dissapointed
Why don't you write something about your epic fails and entertain us?
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Stygian Knight
Balls Deep Inc.
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Posted - 2009.05.20 08:56:00 -
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Originally by: Cyrdax i hate this thread already and i haven't even read it
learn to read
then learn not to post any more
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Imertu Solientai
Gallente
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Posted - 2009.05.20 09:03:00 -
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Originally by: Stygian Knight
Originally by: Cyrdax i hate this thread already and i haven't even read it
learn to read
then learn not to post any more
TBH the thread really wasn't worth reading. Here's a TL;DR for people:
He was bored. He baited some people. He killed a ceptor and an AF in his rupture. He was so proud he felt it was post-worthy. CLEAR SKIES 2 IS OUT! PLEASE SEED! |
TimMc
Gallente Brutal Deliverance Vort3x.
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Posted - 2009.05.20 09:21:00 -
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Every killmail is worth a C+P post.
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Kordoc
FW Inc
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Posted - 2009.05.20 10:36:00 -
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http://www.eveonline.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=1077079
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Normal Person + Internet Anonymity + Audience = Total F**kwad |
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Eddie Monaghan
Caldari Blood Money Bootcamp Blood Money Cartel
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Posted - 2009.05.20 10:56:00 -
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Found this Caracal ratting and warp in, point him, and pop him. I then snatch his pod, just like we always do. Bring him in to our ransom channel and give the ole "5 mil for the pod". Well, his pod disappears. He asks, "what pod??" and as it turns out, I scrammed one of his drones . My reply should have been at this point "ok, 5 mil or Junior gets it" rather than lol and admit the noob mistake.
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TraininVain
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Posted - 2009.05.20 11:01:00 -
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Edited by: TraininVain on 20/05/2009 11:02:14 I lost a Curse the other day because I have fat fingers
I let an Ishtar get away because he burned out of my lock range to gate but I assumed he'd jumped... then he warped off.
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Pwnage Star
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Posted - 2009.05.20 11:04:00 -
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Edited by: Pwnage Star on 20/05/2009 11:03:59 Logged in one day just to check eve mail, then i saw in local "ransome 2mil".
I undocked instantly and warped to the top belt, There i saw 3 guys almost in structure (2x destroyer and cruiser).
Cruiser guy was obviously ransoming those 2 destroyers.
I just insta popped all 3 of them, even got one pod, recieved one big " :( " in local, and i happily docked with smile on my face :)
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Lexa Hellfury
SPORADIC MOVEMENT Cult of War
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Posted - 2009.05.20 11:10:00 -
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Originally by: Lana Hellfury
Originally by: Cyrdax i hate this thread already and i haven't even read it
I hate you for not logging in and entertaining me.
I'm not good enough for you anymore?
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iPedo
Gallente University of Caille
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Posted - 2009.05.20 12:01:00 -
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fail of a friend - was listening to corp chat, heard my buddy was down in low secv mining with a new guy, decide to take an alt, go down, shoot up his ship and ransom him. Get 6m out of him, all the while soothing his grieving in corp chat. Never did tell him it twas me. ________________________________________________ So an amarr and a minmatar walk into a caldari bar, i forget the rest of the joke, but you gallente mothers a *****. |
TimMc
Gallente Brutal Deliverance Vort3x.
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Posted - 2009.05.20 12:14:00 -
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Originally by: iPedo fail of a friend - was listening to corp chat, heard my buddy was down in low secv mining with a new guy, decide to take an alt, go down, shoot up his ship and ransom him. Get 6m out of him, all the while soothing his grieving in corp chat. Never did tell him it twas me.
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Neacail
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Posted - 2009.05.20 12:18:00 -
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Lana Hellfury is the best Hellfury. C/D?
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Misanth
The Glenn Quagmire Finishing School for Young Ladies Eternal Rapture
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Posted - 2009.05.20 12:23:00 -
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Originally by: TimMc Every killmail is worth a C+P post.
- I'd tell you why but then I'll have to kill you. And to kill you I'd have to log in. And to log in I'd have to stop browsing these forums. Both you and me knows that'll never happen. |
Lady Karma
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Posted - 2009.05.20 13:01:00 -
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Originally by: Stygian Knight Edited by: Stygian Knight on 20/05/2009 09:11:17 I have few funny stories to tell.
Still waiting
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Epic voice
Epic.
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Posted - 2009.05.20 13:54:00 -
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Corvin Blackwing > CLASSIC MOMENTS IN GATE CAMPING ... Corvin Blackwing > 2005.07.23 22:49:31 notify Caybn E'vangel [EPIC.] has started trying to warp scramble you. Corvin Blackwing > 2005.07.23 22:49:32 notify Dantane [EPIC.] has started trying to warp scramble you. Corvin Blackwing > 2005.07.23 22:49:33 notify Bone [EPIC.] has started trying to warp scramble the Stargate, "Stargate (Keberz)"
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Xi'ang
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Posted - 2009.05.20 14:17:00 -
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Noob pirate days. I spend several hours wandering lowsec scanning for targets. Finally I warp to a belt and spot a happy miner. I pounce, lock, and begin firing. Concord appears and pods me. It's then that I realize I had accidently drifted into a 0.5 system ...
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Neacail
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Posted - 2009.05.20 14:27:00 -
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Originally by: Xi'ang Noob pirate days. I spend several hours wandering lowsec scanning for targets. Finally I warp to a belt and spot a happy miner. I pounce, lock, and begin firing. Concord appears and pods me. It's then that I realize I had accidently drifted into a 0.5 system ...
I'm definitely not 'new', but I did that not so long ago with a faction fitted Sleipnir (about 700 mil). Was very tired and saw 2 retrievers in a belt while roaming low sec. Turned out to be a 0.6 system. Thankfully all (yes, ALL) faction loot dropped and someone got it for me.
The worst part is that this was the very first time something like this happened to me. Wish it was years ago while I was in my trustworthy frigate.
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Arik VanClaw
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2009.05.20 15:30:00 -
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Caught a Drake in a wormhole killing Sleepers. Locked him down and had him deep into armor when I started negotiating the ransom. Guy was really nice about it all and while I'm sitting their typing away in the comm channel, he slowly crawled out of scrambler range. Just as I finally get him to agree to the ransom he notices he's not being scrambled and warps off. Big "DOH!" moment for me needless to say.
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Zedrik Cayne
Gallente Standards and Practices
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Posted - 2009.05.20 16:21:00 -
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So there I was, all proud of Version 1.0 of the iteron of doom...T1 passive shield tank, resistance rigs. (Don't laugh, it worked...shut up)
And I'm bumbling around looking for a can to pick up. Say...that looks like a nice can. The poor guy is mining in a brutix. He's alone in local...why the heck not....
So I scoop everything in his can, and he helpfully locks me up and sends his drones on me.
An eternity later...I finally lock him up and get a point on...*sweet* and then start to work on his drones. My shield's not comfortably holding him off. So, after dispatching those drones, I go to work on the main event in a nice, tight, orbit.
After reloading a dozen or so times (My gunnery skills at the time, sucked badly) I'm getting to the point where his shield recharge is *just* starting to break down that 33% point where its all downhill. When his corpies show up.
Now, by this time, the corp aggro is *long* gone. So its just me, and this guy. They're all sitting there, looking impotent. Venting frustration in local... I'm alt-tabbing in and out of game for a reason I can't remember.
Some time during this fracas...I had double clicked in space, and was slowly..painfully slowly..crawling away from the guy, and managed to lose the scram.
Epic fail on my part. --
Originally by: "RedSplat" You're the internet equivalent of a Deepfried Mars bar filled with stupid.
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Dominatus Crispus
Gallente Nation of Muppets
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Posted - 2009.05.20 16:33:00 -
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Originally by: iPedo fail of a friend - was listening to corp chat, heard my buddy was down in low secv mining with a new guy, decide to take an alt, go down, shoot up his ship and ransom him. Get 6m out of him, all the while soothing his grieving in corp chat. Never did tell him it twas me.
\o/ ftw!! this single reply is full of win.
Corp/Allaince Setup & Tweaking / Faction Standings Boost [Details] |
Amy Mouse
Intersteller Manufacturing
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Posted - 2009.05.20 16:37:00 -
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Originally by: Lana Hellfury
Originally by: Cyrdax i hate this thread already and i haven't even read it
I hate you for not logging in and entertaining me.
oh no! lana clone!
can i hab old body plz
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Dzil
Caldari Second Quadrant Ice Division
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Posted - 2009.05.20 16:38:00 -
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Epic fail is lolworthy. Epic win is lolworthy. This thread has neither.
Here's some digital waffles - it's probably the best this thread is going to deliver.
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Neacail
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Posted - 2009.05.20 16:41:00 -
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Yay, waffles!
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Renarla
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Posted - 2009.05.20 17:09:00 -
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O hai ther. However, on another note, I now have one of those annoying sigs. |
Pipecock Jackxon
Gallente Todaki Defenders
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Posted - 2009.05.20 20:34:00 -
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found a wartarget Obelisk in a belt, with a retriever and osprey with it... Killed the Obelisk and retriever in my harb. Osprey got away =/
Imo, Obelisk in belt = fail. ------------------------------------------------- Todaki Defenders! |
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