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Securitas Protector
Final Conflict UK Ethereal Dawn
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Posted - 2009.04.24 00:10:00 -
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Just so all you guys know, if you like some girl, make friends with her gay friend(chances are she'll have one.) Make him like you (in a purely platonic way of course), and your chances will become much, much greater. Speaking from personal experience (as the gay friend), a right word here or there can make all the difference.
Just sharing,
Sec Proud to be shaych |
Micheal Dietrich
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.04.24 00:13:00 -
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I tried that once. Got the gay guys phone number out of it too. I think I missed a step somewhere.
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Martin Mckenna
D00M. Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2009.04.24 00:18:00 -
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Steve?
Is that you? ---------------------
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Securitas Protector
Final Conflict UK Ethereal Dawn
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Posted - 2009.04.24 00:32:00 -
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Originally by: Micheal Dietrich I tried that once. Got the gay guys phone number out of it too. I think I missed a step somewhere.
Let's put it this way; If he doesn't like you, you're totally screwed. Proud to be shaych |
Micheal Dietrich
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.04.24 00:36:00 -
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Originally by: Securitas Protector
Originally by: Micheal Dietrich I tried that once. Got the gay guys phone number out of it too. I think I missed a step somewhere.
Let's put it this way; If he doesn't like you, you're totally screwed.
I thought that was what happens when they do like you.
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Kaeten
Hybrid Syndicate
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Posted - 2009.04.24 00:40:00 -
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if she doesn't have a gay friend then?
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Micheal Dietrich
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.04.24 00:41:00 -
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Originally by: Kaeten if she doesn't have a gay friend then?
Get in close with her female friend?
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Blane Xero
Amarr The Firestorm Cartel
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Posted - 2009.04.24 00:52:00 -
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Originally by: Micheal Dietrich
Originally by: Kaeten if she doesn't have a gay friend then?
Get in close with her female friend?
And hope the female friend doesn;'t have a BF / Hubby or it could look bad. ______________________________________________ Haruhiist since December 2008
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Incantare
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Posted - 2009.04.24 01:07:00 -
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A better way to get a girl you like .
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Kaeten
Hybrid Syndicate
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Posted - 2009.04.24 01:12:00 -
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Edited by: Kaeten on 24/04/2009 01:12:29
Originally by: Incantare A better way to get a girl you like .
lol look at this
"...is a naturally-occurring substance found in the central nervous system, wine, beef, small citrus fruits..."
"...to treat conditions such as insomnia, clinical depression, narcolepsy, and alcoholism, and to improve athletic performance..."
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Kaeten
Hybrid Syndicate
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Posted - 2009.04.24 01:13:00 -
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Originally by: Blane Xero
Originally by: Micheal Dietrich
Originally by: Kaeten if she doesn't have a gay friend then?
Get in close with her female friend?
And hope the female friend doesn;'t have a BF / Hubby or it could look bad.
not that close
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ReaperOfSly
Gallente Zetsubou Corp
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Posted - 2009.04.24 01:46:00 -
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Or you could just ask her out. Beats faffing around with her gay friend and whatnot, and probably has a higher chance of working. Just my 2 pence. ____________________
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Graelyn
Amarr Deus Imperiosus Acies
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Posted - 2009.04.24 03:40:00 -
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What's wrong with:
"Excuse me, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
Grandmaster, [OCATH] War Monastery and Brewery |
Niccolado Starwalker
Shadow Templars
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Posted - 2009.04.24 05:08:00 -
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Originally by: Securitas Protector Just so all you guys know, if you like some girl, make friends with her gay friend(chances are she'll have one.) Make him like you (in a purely platonic way of course), and your chances will become much, much greater. Speaking from personal experience (as the gay friend), a right word here or there can make all the difference.
Just sharing,
Sec
Well, if that fails you could always try to get close to her mother..
Originally by: Dianabolic Your tears are absolutely divine, like a fine fine wine, rolling down your cheeks until they flow down the river of LOL |
Taradis
Amarr The Imperial Furies
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Posted - 2009.04.24 06:43:00 -
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Originally by: Graelyn What's wrong with:
"Excuse me, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
How's bout a roofie
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Taradis
Amarr The Imperial Furies
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Posted - 2009.04.24 06:44:00 -
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Originally by: Niccolado Starwalker
Originally by: Securitas Protector Just so all you guys know, if you like some girl, make friends with her gay friend(chances are she'll have one.) Make him like you (in a purely platonic way of course), and your chances will become much, much greater. Speaking from personal experience (as the gay friend), a right word here or there can make all the difference.
Just sharing,
Sec
Well, if that fails you could always try to get close to her mother..
I tried the mother thing once and actually ended up in bed with her I think I did it wrong
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Micheal Dietrich
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.04.24 06:47:00 -
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Originally by: Taradis
Originally by: Niccolado Starwalker
Originally by: Securitas Protector Just so all you guys know, if you like some girl, make friends with her gay friend(chances are she'll have one.) Make him like you (in a purely platonic way of course), and your chances will become much, much greater. Speaking from personal experience (as the gay friend), a right word here or there can make all the difference.
Just sharing,
Sec
Well, if that fails you could always try to get close to her mother..
I tried the mother thing once and actually ended up in bed with her I think I did it wrong
Thats what she said!
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JordanParey
Minmatar Suddenly Ninjas
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Posted - 2009.04.24 08:11:00 -
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Originally by: Taradis
Originally by: Niccolado Starwalker
Originally by: Securitas Protector Just so all you guys know, if you like some girl, make friends with her gay friend(chances are she'll have one.) Make him like you (in a purely platonic way of course), and your chances will become much, much greater. Speaking from personal experience (as the gay friend), a right word here or there can make all the difference.
Just sharing,
Sec
Well, if that fails you could always try to get close to her mother..
I tried the mother thing once and actually ended up in bed with her I think I did it wrong
Was it a MILF? If she was a MILF, that's not exactly mission failed either lol
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KingsGambit
Caldari Knights
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Posted - 2009.04.24 08:17:00 -
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Originally by: Securitas Protector Just so all you guys know, if you like some girl, make friends with her gay friend(chances are she'll have one.)
You've been watching 'Hitch'? -------------
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TraininVain
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Posted - 2009.04.24 08:22:00 -
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Own up. This is just a ploy to get you straight guys Securitas.
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Taradis
Amarr The Imperial Furies
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Posted - 2009.04.24 08:47:00 -
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Originally by: Micheal Dietrich
Originally by: Taradis
Originally by: Niccolado Starwalker
Originally by: Securitas Protector Just so all you guys know, if you like some girl, make friends with her gay friend(chances are she'll have one.) Make him like you (in a purely platonic way of course), and your chances will become much, much greater. Speaking from personal experience (as the gay friend), a right word here or there can make all the difference.
Just sharing,
Sec
Well, if that fails you could always try to get close to her mother..
I tried the mother thing once and actually ended up in bed with her I think I did it wrong
Thats what she said!
ZINGGGG!!!!!!!
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Taradis
Amarr The Imperial Furies
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Posted - 2009.04.24 08:49:00 -
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Originally by: JordanParey
Originally by: Taradis
Originally by: Niccolado Starwalker
Originally by: Securitas Protector Just so all you guys know, if you like some girl, make friends with her gay friend(chances are she'll have one.) Make him like you (in a purely platonic way of course), and your chances will become much, much greater. Speaking from personal experience (as the gay friend), a right word here or there can make all the difference.
Just sharing,
Sec
Well, if that fails you could always try to get close to her mother..
I tried the mother thing once and actually ended up in bed with her I think I did it wrong
Was it a MILF? If she was a MILF, that's not exactly mission failed either lol
O ya my friend was ****ed natually that I bedded her mom, butttttttttt she could suck a golf ball thru a garden hose......
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JordanParey
Minmatar Suddenly Ninjas
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Posted - 2009.04.24 10:01:00 -
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Originally by: Taradis
O ya my friend was ****ed natually that I bedded her mom, butttttttttt she could suck a golf ball thru a garden hose......
That's just awesome sauce then, good job gotta watch out for those cougars, they know what they want and what to do to you
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Invader Skooge
Minmatar Dopehead Industries
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Posted - 2009.04.24 10:09:00 -
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i thought the answer was: Rohypnol
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Giannamichaels
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Posted - 2009.04.24 10:18:00 -
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Ill take this on board, if i fail with the chick do u reckon the gay guy will give a commiserating blow job?
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Cipher7
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Posted - 2009.04.24 10:23:00 -
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thread delivers
9/10
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Securitas Protector
Final Conflict UK Ethereal Dawn
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Posted - 2009.04.25 00:37:00 -
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Originally by: TraininVain Own up. This is just a ploy to get you straight guys Securitas.
shivers. Hell no. Just being honest. My friend was dating this one guy, and he was not very nice to me...
Whoops. That wasn't a good idea. Proud to be shaych |
JordanParey
Minmatar Suddenly Ninjas
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Posted - 2009.04.25 01:03:00 -
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Would like to add that sometimes you even have to impress their straight male friends..
I've actually been in that role before.
Female friend of mine started dating this dude bout four years back, and I told her he was a ****bag. Now they're getting a divorce because he was a complete ass.
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Kaidem
Minmatar Black Rebellion
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Posted - 2009.04.25 01:42:00 -
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Originally by: Invader Skooge i thought the answer was: Rohypnol
Or just a tap on the head with something heavy, cheaper but messy.
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FOl2TY8
Tribal Liberation Force
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Posted - 2009.04.25 02:15:00 -
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I usually just whip it out and show it to her. Preferably in a mall or close to an elementary school. ---------- This post brought to you by the worst PVP'er in Eve |
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