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Davey Stomper
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Posted - 2004.08.26 23:45:00 -
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How many CA does it take to change a lightbulb?
It takes Foyle to give the orders, Xirtam to be the enemy's first target and a few dual mwd RavensV to actually try and do it.
How many SA does it take to change a lightbulb?
10 will have to do, because everyone else that was online was a f****ng SA-applicant who didn't wanna stop making money in 0.0 space for something as insignificant as defending their homeland.
How many PA does it take to change a lightbulb?
PA? Didn't they give up their main lightbulb changing regions so they could "deal with more important matters"?
How many JQA does it take to change a lightbulb?
JQA? Who the hell are they??
How many FA/CFS does it take to change a lightbulb?
The few who didn't get killed in CA's recent "let's go and kill us some mining noobs" campaign to CFS/FA space could do it easily, just as long as they have the SA fleet with them while they do it.
How many pirates does it take to change a lightbulb?
Three: One to scramble and jam it, one to kill the ship and one to kill the pod.
How many ATUK does it take to change 3 lightbulbs?
One is all it takes, because those guys are f****n crazy, and they're good at it too.
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Davey Stomper
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Posted - 2004.08.26 23:45:00 -
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How many CA does it take to change a lightbulb?
It takes Foyle to give the orders, Xirtam to be the enemy's first target and a few dual mwd RavensV to actually try and do it.
How many SA does it take to change a lightbulb?
10 will have to do, because everyone else that was online was a f****ng SA-applicant who didn't wanna stop making money in 0.0 space for something as insignificant as defending their homeland.
How many PA does it take to change a lightbulb?
PA? Didn't they give up their main lightbulb changing regions so they could "deal with more important matters"?
How many JQA does it take to change a lightbulb?
JQA? Who the hell are they??
How many FA/CFS does it take to change a lightbulb?
The few who didn't get killed in CA's recent "let's go and kill us some mining noobs" campaign to CFS/FA space could do it easily, just as long as they have the SA fleet with them while they do it.
How many pirates does it take to change a lightbulb?
Three: One to scramble and jam it, one to kill the ship and one to kill the pod.
How many ATUK does it take to change 3 lightbulbs?
One is all it takes, because those guys are f****n crazy, and they're good at it too.
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mafish
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Posted - 2004.08.27 02:21:00 -
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Originally by: Joshua CalvertHow many Bhaal's does it take to change a lightbulb?[/quote
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None. He refuses to entertain the lightbulb because it's a griefer.
lmfao 
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mafish
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Posted - 2004.08.27 02:21:00 -
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Originally by: Joshua CalvertHow many Bhaal's does it take to change a lightbulb?[/quote
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None. He refuses to entertain the lightbulb because it's a griefer.
lmfao
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Watson
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Posted - 2004.08.27 04:21:00 -
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Originally by: Mr M
How many TomB does it take to change a lightbulb?
Don't know, but it will happen SoonV
How about:
How many TomB does it take to change a lightbulb?
TomB> There's something wrong with the lightbulb? |
Watson
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Posted - 2004.08.27 04:21:00 -
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Originally by: Mr M
How many TomB does it take to change a lightbulb?
Don't know, but it will happen SoonV
How about:
How many TomB does it take to change a lightbulb?
TomB> There's something wrong with the lightbulb? |
Jay Gatsby
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Posted - 2004.08.27 07:32:00 -
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How many beta veterans does it take to change a lightbulb?
10: One to change the bulb and the other 9 to reminisce about how switching the light on "way back then" used to generate all those exception error windows...
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Jay Gatsby
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Posted - 2004.08.27 07:32:00 -
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How many beta veterans does it take to change a lightbulb?
10: One to change the bulb and the other 9 to reminisce about how switching the light on "way back then" used to generate all those exception error windows...
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dethanor
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Posted - 2004.08.27 10:13:00 -
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how many NCA does i take to change a lightbulb?
None. Jade has told us that the lightbulb has been destroyed and that we dont need a new one. What do you mean the lightbulb is still on?
how many PA does it take to change a lightbulb?
depends if the bulb starts to cry and has to rely on m0o and evolution to stop people from unscrewing it.
if there not there one normanly does the trick 
There is no art more beautiful nor diverse than the art of death!!!
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dethanor
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Posted - 2004.08.27 10:13:00 -
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how many NCA does i take to change a lightbulb?
None. Jade has told us that the lightbulb has been destroyed and that we dont need a new one. What do you mean the lightbulb is still on?
how many PA does it take to change a lightbulb?
depends if the bulb starts to cry and has to rely on m0o and evolution to stop people from unscrewing it.
if there not there one normanly does the trick
There is no art more beautiful nor diverse than the art of death!!!
Oberon Tech II Sales. |
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Pychian Vanervi
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Posted - 2004.08.27 10:22:00 -
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See sig.......
I would like to see some Englishman, Irishman, scotsman type jokes next I have been working on a few but sound rubbish so would like to here any Eve related ones anyone can come up with.
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It's all about the fortune and glory, fortune and glory!
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Pychian Vanervi
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Posted - 2004.08.27 10:22:00 -
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See sig.......
I would like to see some Englishman, Irishman, scotsman type jokes next I have been working on a few but sound rubbish so would like to here any Eve related ones anyone can come up with.
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It's all about the fortune and glory, fortune and glory!
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Dray
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Posted - 2004.08.27 10:40:00 -
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Originally by: 0seeker0
How many patches does it take to change a light bulb.....
easily the best 
I picked up this ace book today everyone rates it as a must buy for the budding military genius, tho ive decided to rename it as "Sun Tzu's art of the bloody obvious" |
Dray
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Posted - 2004.08.27 10:40:00 -
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Originally by: 0seeker0
How many patches does it take to change a light bulb.....
easily the best
I picked up this ace book today everyone rates it as a must buy for the budding military genius, tho ive decided to rename it as "Sun Tzu's art of the bloody obvious" |
Leafo
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Posted - 2004.08.27 10:41:00 -
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LOL
This totally made my day! 
And it's nice to see that everyone has found a more humoristic approach to throw it at eachother. Much more fun to read than the usual flamefests
//Leafo
click on sig for all my videos
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Leafo
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Posted - 2004.08.27 10:41:00 -
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LOL
This totally made my day!
And it's nice to see that everyone has found a more humoristic approach to throw it at eachother. Much more fun to read than the usual flamefests
//Leafo
click on sig for all my videos
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Juan Andalusian
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Posted - 2004.08.27 11:03:00 -
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Quote:
How many Bhaal's does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. He refuses to entertain the lightbulb because it's a griefer.
Rofl, Josh you are on a roll lately.
**Pain is meant to be felt** |
Juan Andalusian
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Posted - 2004.08.27 11:03:00 -
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Quote:
How many Bhaal's does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. He refuses to entertain the lightbulb because it's a griefer.
Rofl, Josh you are on a roll lately.
**Pain is meant to be felt** |
SpawnOfEvil
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Posted - 2004.08.27 11:10:00 -
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How many ceptor pilots does it take to change a light bulb?
We're here to web and scramble it, not to actually change the bulb.
How many carebears does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They're all whining the light bulb burned them.
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SpawnOfEvil
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Posted - 2004.08.27 11:10:00 -
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How many ceptor pilots does it take to change a light bulb?
We're here to web and scramble it, not to actually change the bulb.
How many carebears does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They're all whining the light bulb burned them.
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Kaboom22
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Posted - 2004.08.27 14:05:00 -
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Originally by: Aelius
Edited by: Aelius on 26/08/2004 21:56:39
How many slaves does it take to change a lightbulb?
1000 and an Amarrian.
The Amarrian secures the lightbulb in one hand and the 1000 slaves turn the house around.
lol that one made me laugh
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Kaboom22
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Posted - 2004.08.27 14:05:00 -
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Originally by: Aelius
Edited by: Aelius on 26/08/2004 21:56:39
How many slaves does it take to change a lightbulb?
1000 and an Amarrian.
The Amarrian secures the lightbulb in one hand and the 1000 slaves turn the house around.
lol that one made me laugh
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BOBHOPE
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Posted - 2004.08.27 14:14:00 -
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Originally by: SpawnOfEvil
How many ceptor pilots does it take to change a light bulb?
We're here to web and scramble it, not to actually change the bulb.
How many carebears does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They're all whining the light bulb burned them.
LMAO
this thread is the funniest ive seen in a long time
keep it up 
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BOBHOPE
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Posted - 2004.08.27 14:14:00 -
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Originally by: SpawnOfEvil
How many ceptor pilots does it take to change a light bulb?
We're here to web and scramble it, not to actually change the bulb.
How many carebears does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They're all whining the light bulb burned them.
LMAO
this thread is the funniest ive seen in a long time
keep it up
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Mara Nobars
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Posted - 2004.08.27 14:46:00 -
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How many forum patch whiners does it take to change a light bulb?
Ha, patch whiners pay good money to CCP every month, they shouldn't have to change the bulb, it shouldn't have burned out in the first place, and CCP should have changed it already anyway! |
Mara Nobars
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Posted - 2004.08.27 14:46:00 -
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How many forum patch whiners does it take to change a light bulb?
Ha, patch whiners pay good money to CCP every month, they shouldn't have to change the bulb, it shouldn't have burned out in the first place, and CCP should have changed it already anyway! |
Rhonstet
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Posted - 2004.08.27 15:15:00 -
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Edited by: Rhonstet on 27/08/2004 15:16:45
How many AFK miners does it take to change a lightbulb?
Just one. But it takes him several hours, and most of the time he's sleeping.
How many corporate miners does it take to change a lightbulb?
At least two: one to buy and change a lightbulb, another to throw the old lightbulb in the trash.
How many Jovians does it take to change a lightbulb?
Just one: he tried to teleport the bulb into the socket. But then the old bulb exploded, so everyone has to clean up the mess.
How many patches does it take to change a lightbulb?
Just one, but it keeps buying either the wrong-sized bulb or one that the factory didn't finish making.
How many PvPers does it take to change a lightbulb?
They don't change the bulb. They just come by and shoot out the bulb whenever it turns on. Although some like to turn off the light first for the challenge.
How many forum moderators does it take to change a lightbulb?
No one knows. They remove the socket every time the bulb goes out.
The Monkeysphere |
Rhonstet
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Posted - 2004.08.27 15:15:00 -
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Edited by: Rhonstet on 27/08/2004 15:16:45
How many AFK miners does it take to change a lightbulb?
Just one. But it takes him several hours, and most of the time he's sleeping.
How many corporate miners does it take to change a lightbulb?
At least two: one to buy and change a lightbulb, another to throw the old lightbulb in the trash.
How many Jovians does it take to change a lightbulb?
Just one: he tried to teleport the bulb into the socket. But then the old bulb exploded, so everyone has to clean up the mess.
How many patches does it take to change a lightbulb?
Just one, but it keeps buying either the wrong-sized bulb or one that the factory didn't finish making.
How many PvPers does it take to change a lightbulb?
They don't change the bulb. They just come by and shoot out the bulb whenever it turns on. Although some like to turn off the light first for the challenge.
How many forum moderators does it take to change a lightbulb?
No one knows. They remove the socket every time the bulb goes out.
The Monkeysphere |
Lallante
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Posted - 2004.08.28 01:02:00 -
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Edited by: Lallante on 28/08/2004 01:04:06
In a blatent bump:
How many Aeryn Suns does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One. OH SORRY,'screw in a lightbulb'!, I thought you said 'screw up a fleetOp'
hehe totally uncalled for but I had to do it (the voices made me)
Lall - THE Vocal Minority -
ShinRa
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Lallante
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Posted - 2004.08.28 01:02:00 -
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Edited by: Lallante on 28/08/2004 01:04:06
In a blatent bump:
How many Aeryn Suns does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One. OH SORRY,'screw in a lightbulb'!, I thought you said 'screw up a fleetOp'
hehe totally uncalled for but I had to do it (the voices made me)
Lall - THE Vocal Minority -
ShinRa
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