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BlackDragonShadow
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.03.26 06:46:00 -
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Inspired by the events that Mr. Eltee Kantanamee has posted about I thought I might post a similar problem. Where are all the smart and sexy women at? Any suggestions on places to find them?
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Dong Ninja
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Posted - 2009.03.26 07:10:00 -
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There are plenty smart and sexy women around. Doesn't make them any less of a ***** though.
Try somewhere other than America, you'll have much better luck.
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Super Whopper
I can Has Cheeseburger
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Posted - 2009.03.26 07:19:00 -
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What is smart and sexy?
My brothers definition of smart and sexy is a girl stupid enough not to notice he's sleeping with all of her friends.
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Askan Sprock
Gallente Orias Fringe Enterprises OWN Alliance
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Posted - 2009.03.26 08:03:00 -
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Edited by: Askan Sprock on 26/03/2009 08:04:30 Best Book EVAR!
Women.... ah, what fun they are. Read the above, laugh yourself silly, and don't worry so much.
Awesome.
p.s. you can read a lot on his site, but his book has all the best stuff.
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JordanParey
Minmatar Suddenly Ninjas
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Posted - 2009.03.26 08:53:00 -
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Originally by: Askan Sprock Edited by: Askan Sprock on 26/03/2009 08:04:30 Best Book EVAR!
Women.... ah, what fun they are. Read the above, laugh yourself silly, and don't worry so much.
Awesome.
p.s. you can read a lot on his site, but his book has all the best stuff.
Bookmarked for hilarity. The story about the "most disturbing conversation ever" made me laugh, then cringe, then laugh some more, then cringe...more... the end was disgusting but hilarious
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KingsGambit
Caldari Knights
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Posted - 2009.03.26 09:25:00 -
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They only come out in late Spring and Summer. Just wait, in two months you won't be able to turn around without seeing good looking girls. I've heard some famous scientists have theorised that they either hibernate or enter a similar form of cryo-stasis between October and May. -------------
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Askan Sprock
Gallente Orias Fringe Enterprises OWN Alliance
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Posted - 2009.03.26 09:35:00 -
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Originally by: JordanParey
Originally by: Askan Sprock Edited by: Askan Sprock on 26/03/2009 08:04:30 Best Book EVAR!
Women.... ah, what fun they are. Read the above, laugh yourself silly, and don't worry so much.
Awesome.
p.s. you can read a lot on his site, but his book has all the best stuff.
Bookmarked for hilarity. The story about the "most disturbing conversation ever" made me laugh, then cringe, then laugh some more, then cringe...more... the end was disgusting but hilarious
Tucker Max = full of win.
Have fun!
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HankMurphy
Minmatar Pelennor Enterprises
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Posted - 2009.03.26 11:20:00 -
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Originally by: Dong Ninja There are plenty smart and sexy women around. Doesn't make them any less of a ***** though.
Try somewhere other than America, you'll have much better luck.
yes, try checking Zimbabwe, perhaps the jungles of the Amazon or a nice mountain top in Tibet.
Oh, wait, i see what you did there. It took me several minutes before i realized it, as i'm a dumb dummm 'merican
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Taaketa Frist
Minmatar
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Posted - 2009.03.26 11:36:00 -
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The problem with woman is they have breasts and I can't say no. --------------
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TraininVain
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Posted - 2009.03.26 11:37:00 -
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The problem is with women?
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Dantes Revenge
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.03.26 12:53:00 -
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Originally by: Taaketa Frist The problem with woman is they have breasts and I can't say no.
I can. It's one reason I used to get more in my early years than most other men. It infuriates them when a man who isn't gay can be so indifferent to them that they will go to any lengths. Just look at gay men, why do you think so many gay men have armies of women chasing after them?
Even ***** teasers will sleep with a man to prove a point. The hardest part is learning the timing, knowing when to step up just when they're prepared to do anything to prove they've still got it but before they give up entirely. Let them think they've lost the ability to tease and just when they feel at their lowest, you show them they still have a bit left. You still show some indifference to make it seem like they are getting somewhere but makes them feel that they still need to work on it. Before they realise it, they are waking up in the bed next to you thinking they've scored a victory over you It works 99% of the time.
From my experience, I've noticed general traits among two main types of women.
Intelligence: I've found that it varies according to the situation rather than the woman. I've found most intelligent women in high profile jobs to be illogical and argumentative when it suits them. It's a ploy and they are only appearing not to see reason to infuriate the man more. These women are probably the most dangerous, they often play with your emotions, (emotional blackmail is common) and mess with your head. They will bring you to the point of almost busting out of your trousers and then apparently just switch off, complaining of a headache or such. It takes a very keen mind to see through their tricks and even then, it's so subtle that it's hard to tell.
Beauty: Beware of the really good looking ones who can get any man, they usually will. Unless you are an Adonis with a few other women after you, you stand little chance of keeping her. She often stays with a man who can find another woman easily if she leaves but she will still play the field behind your back. It's extremely rare to find a real beauty who is faithful as well.
The two types really are mutually exclusive. Beauty and intelligence cannot co-exist, those who are attractive is one thing but absolute stunners have always relied on their looks and have never needed anything else.
I've found that the best women are the homely ones. Not outstanding for looks but that doesn't necessarily mean ugly either. This doesn't mean dumb, they can be intelligent to an extent but over a certain point, look forward to arguements and lots of replacements of breakable objects around the house. High school education level is great as this makes them intelligent enough to hold down a decent conversation but not so much that they can manipulate you.
Like I said, this is generalised and there are exceptions but from what I've seen, they are rare.
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Originally by: CCP Whisper No it is not an official statement. Not everything surrounded by blue bars is an official statement which can be quoted as fact until the end of time. Deal with it.
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The AEther
Caldari Agony Unleashed
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Posted - 2009.03.26 13:29:00 -
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Originally by: BlackDragonShadow Where are all the smart and sexy women at?
dating smart and sexy men perhaps?
Originally by: Dantes Revenge High school education level is great as this makes them intelligent enough to hold down a decent conversation but not so much that they can manipulate you.
education does not grant you intelligence and certainly not the kind needed to manipulate people well
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AlleyKat
Gallente Sharks With Frickin' Laser Beams
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Posted - 2009.03.26 13:32:00 -
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Originally by: BlackDragonShadow Inspired by the events that Mr. Eltee Kantanamee has posted about I thought I might post a similar problem. Where are all the smart and sexy women at? Any suggestions on places to find them?
Unfortunately, most of these women are like car parking places - all the good ones are taken.
You can spend time driving around looking for one to appear, but deep down you know that you should park up and make the most of what you got ahold of, and over time learn to appreciate the place you've chosen.
Sometimes, you'll see some guy getting ready to move his car out of the best parking place, but try as you might, someone else will get there before you and your second choice of parking you've had your eye on has now been taken by someone else, and you'll lose both.
Eventually, you can drive around all day waiting for the perfect spot - but the point is this: The better the parking space, the more other guys want to park in it and no matter how much money you put in the meter, there is a time limit.
You could always ride a motorbike and park almost anywhere you want, but that's only fun for so long and you have to wear leather.
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Irida Mershkov
Gallente Shadowsun Syndicate
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Posted - 2009.03.26 13:53:00 -
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Originally by: Askan Sprock Edited by: Askan Sprock on 26/03/2009 08:04:30 Best Book EVAR!
Women.... ah, what fun they are. Read the above, laugh yourself silly, and don't worry so much.
Awesome.
p.s. you can read a lot on his site, but his book has all the best stuff.
Oh my god, I can't stop laughing about the anal one.
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Dantes Revenge
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.03.26 14:58:00 -
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Quote: Come on man; I run black ops for a living--this was cake
Best line of all. --
Originally by: CCP Whisper No it is not an official statement. Not everything surrounded by blue bars is an official statement which can be quoted as fact until the end of time. Deal with it.
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Ivana Drake
Caldari Liberi Fatalius
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Posted - 2009.03.26 15:50:00 -
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The only problem with women is men
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Sokratesz
Caldari Provisions
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Posted - 2009.03.26 16:40:00 -
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I've found one, and she said yes to my offer to meet elsewhere besides the practical room where we had class, dissecting sharks
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Magnus Nordir
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.03.26 16:43:00 -
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women are emotional terrorists and not worth the trouble.
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Dong Ninja
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Posted - 2009.03.26 17:21:00 -
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Originally by: HankMurphy
Originally by: Dong Ninja There are plenty smart and sexy women around. Doesn't make them any less of a ***** though.
Try somewhere other than America, you'll have much better luck.
yes, try checking Zimbabwe, perhaps the jungles of the Amazon or a nice mountain top in Tibet.
Oh, wait, i see what you did there. It took me several minutes before i realized it, as i'm a dumb dummm 'merican
Hey I can't help it if all of your women are soulless leeches bent on taking your money away from you (and if they can't have that they want to have you by the balls all the time). Really, the past generation of women in America seem to think they're all princesses entitled to everything and their man should give them everything.
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Eltee Kantanamee
Caldari Capital Ships Inc. Intrepid Crossing
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Posted - 2009.03.26 17:43:00 -
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The funny part is most women out there have the same hopes, fears, and dream's like men do. look up the book "Women are from Venus, Men are from Mars"
excellent book on how the opposite genders think....
Honestly, I can say this last encounter was my fault :/ I don't think I can ever forgive myself for it...
Find a good looking girl who loves you, and don't let her go is the best advice i can give you (even if life is ****ed and tries to take her away from you )
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Cipher7
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Posted - 2009.03.26 17:56:00 -
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Originally by: Dantes Revenge
Beauty: Beware of the really good looking ones who can get any man, they usually will. Unless you are an Adonis with a few other women after you, you stand little chance of keeping her.
To crack a 10 you need to neghit.
You don't complement her, just the opposite, you criticise her, especially about her looks. She's so used to men complementing her that she's dumbfounded, and she'll start chasing YOU just to prove she can get any man.
A neghit is basically a backhanded complement.
Example : "Nice shoes" she says "thank you" you say "Did you get them at the Kmart sale they had last week? They had good deals." Bam -1 neghit.
On the other hand if she has average looks, like she's a 5 or 6 you want to complement her to boost her ego (not too much, don't overdo it) This way she wants to be with you all the time to make herself feel good, and the only way she gets to spend alot of time with you is to be your girlfriend.
The key is never to supplicate. You don't buy dinner. You don't buy drinks. That's like trying to bribe her into liking you. Don't do it, it's the kiss of death.
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Irida Mershkov
Gallente Shadowsun Syndicate
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Posted - 2009.03.26 18:40:00 -
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Originally by: Dong Ninja
Originally by: HankMurphy
Originally by: Dong Ninja There are plenty smart and sexy women around. Doesn't make them any less of a ***** though.
Try somewhere other than America, you'll have much better luck.
yes, try checking Zimbabwe, perhaps the jungles of the Amazon or a nice mountain top in Tibet.
Oh, wait, i see what you did there. It took me several minutes before i realized it, as i'm a dumb dummm 'merican
Hey I can't help it if all of your women are soulless leeches bent on taking your money away from you (and if they can't have that they want to have you by the balls all the time). Really, the past generation of women in America seem to think they're all princesses entitled to everything and their man should give them everything.
And if not, they'll sue you ****less!
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Jim McGregor
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Posted - 2009.03.26 19:10:00 -
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Edited by: Jim McGregor on 26/03/2009 19:17:16
The reason people have partners in general is interesting. Its mostly about sex and attraction to the other person, so in a way, its just about fulfilling needs. Both wimen and men want to satisfy their egos.
Im an observer of human behavior and what we call love is really just an addiction to being wanted by someone you want.
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Dr Slaughter
Minmatar Rabies Inc.
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Posted - 2009.03.26 19:34:00 -
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To the title: yes
and to the op: your nearest art gallery's next wine & drinks evening.
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Constantine Arcanum
Black Serpent Technologies Intrepid Crossing
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Posted - 2009.03.26 23:04:00 -
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MURRIKA THE BEAUTIFUL
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Cipher7
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Posted - 2009.03.26 23:59:00 -
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Originally by: Jim McGregor
Im an observer of human behavior and what we call love is really just an addiction to being wanted by someone you want. Its about getting what you want. Its kind of selfish really. And people talk about love as being unselfish. I guess it depends on the point of view. I believe when people do everything for someone else its because they are so afraid of losing them they do anything.
As a fellow student of human behavior, "love" is a vague term for the plethora of biochemical reactions that at its peak results in being addicted to a person because of how they make you feel and wanting to procreate with them.
Sex is always about procreation, whether your tubes are tied or not, your brain doesn't know the difference.
In reproduction there is a "market" of available sperm and egg bearers, who unconsciously want to acquire the very best genetic material possible for their offspring.
Thats why we look for beautiful people, high earners, high achievers, people who are fit and healthy, etc. we want those genes for ourselves, we want those good genes in our family tree.
I don't care HOW good you look, nobody wants to date a homeless man, because you failed at sustaining yourself, you're simply unsuitable as a reproductive partner.
But a woman MIGHT date a man on welfare, because taking advantage of the system is a sign of guile and thinking ability. It depends on how much her OWN genes value the well-being of society. Women in general DO value the well-being of society because they depend on society to give them rights and security, especially during childbirth. For this reason women are generally socialists and men are generally capitalists.
Capitalism thrives in patriarchal societies, socialism in matriarchal societies. Gender equality generally leads to "socialization" whereby wealth is redistributed from the people who earn it to the people who don't, thus making everyone "equal" whether they're actually equal or not.
This generally leads to gene quality not being AS important, because even if your offspring is a complete failure, the state will support its status as an equal at the expense of better organisms.
And that leads to a general trend of low quality population and a culture of celebrating failure, which leads to lower quality of life for the human race and possibly our extinction as a species. ---
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Dong Ninja
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Posted - 2009.03.28 01:15:00 -
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And there you have it gentlemen, solid proof that women are evil.
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Ragedman
No Limit Productions Mostly Harmless
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Posted - 2009.03.28 02:14:00 -
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Try Arizona State University.
College babes to the left and to the right. I'm out numbered 3 - 1
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TraininVain
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Posted - 2009.03.28 02:34:00 -
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Originally by: Cipher7
Originally by: Jim McGregor
Im an observer of human behavior and what we call love is really just an addiction to being wanted by someone you want. Its about getting what you want. Its kind of selfish really. And people talk about love as being unselfish. I guess it depends on the point of view. I believe when people do everything for someone else its because they are so afraid of losing them they do anything.
As a fellow student of human behavior, "love" is a vague term for the plethora of biochemical reactions that at its peak results in being addicted to a person because of how they make you feel and wanting to procreate with them.
Sex is always about procreation, whether your tubes are tied or not, your brain doesn't know the difference.
In reproduction there is a "market" of available sperm and egg bearers, who unconsciously want to acquire the very best genetic material possible for their offspring.
Thats why we look for beautiful people, high earners, high achievers, people who are fit and healthy, etc. we want those genes for ourselves, we want those good genes in our family tree.
I don't care HOW good you look, nobody wants to date a homeless man, because you failed at sustaining yourself, you're simply unsuitable as a reproductive partner.
But a woman MIGHT date a man on welfare, because taking advantage of the system is a sign of guile and thinking ability. It depends on how much her OWN genes value the well-being of society. Women in general DO value the well-being of society because they depend on society to give them rights and security, especially during childbirth. For this reason women are generally socialists and men are generally capitalists.
Capitalism thrives in patriarchal societies, socialism in matriarchal societies. Gender equality generally leads to "socialization" whereby wealth is redistributed from the people who earn it to the people who don't, thus making everyone "equal" whether they're actually equal or not.
This generally leads to gene quality not being AS important, because even if your offspring is a complete failure, the state will support its status as an equal at the expense of better organisms.
And that leads to a general trend of low quality population and a culture of celebrating failure, which leads to lower quality of life for the human race and possibly our extinction as a species.
lol
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JordanParey
Minmatar Suddenly Ninjas
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Posted - 2009.03.28 03:58:00 -
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Originally by: Cipher7
Originally by: Jim McGregor
Im an observer of human behavior and what we call love is really just an addiction to being wanted by someone you want. Its about getting what you want. Its kind of selfish really. And people talk about love as being unselfish. I guess it depends on the point of view. I believe when people do everything for someone else its because they are so afraid of losing them they do anything.
As a fellow student of human behavior, "love" is a vague term for the plethora of biochemical reactions that at its peak results in being addicted to a person because of how they make you feel and wanting to procreate with them.
Sex is always about procreation, whether your tubes are tied or not, your brain doesn't know the difference.
In reproduction there is a "market" of available sperm and egg bearers, who unconsciously want to acquire the very best genetic material possible for their offspring.
Thats why we look for beautiful people, high earners, high achievers, people who are fit and healthy, etc. we want those genes for ourselves, we want those good genes in our family tree.
I don't care HOW good you look, nobody wants to date a homeless man, because you failed at sustaining yourself, you're simply unsuitable as a reproductive partner.
But a woman MIGHT date a man on welfare, because taking advantage of the system is a sign of guile and thinking ability. It depends on how much her OWN genes value the well-being of society. Women in general DO value the well-being of society because they depend on society to give them rights and security, especially during childbirth. For this reason women are generally socialists and men are generally capitalists.
Capitalism thrives in patriarchal societies, socialism in matriarchal societies. Gender equality generally leads to "socialization" whereby wealth is redistributed from the people who earn it to the people who don't, thus making everyone "equal" whether they're actually equal or not.
This generally leads to gene quality not being AS important, because even if your offspring is a complete failure, the state will support its status as an equal at the expense of better organisms.
And that leads to a general trend of low quality population and a culture of celebrating failure, which leads to lower quality of life for the human race and possibly our extinction as a species.
This has to be the funniest and most logical post I have ever read, all in one package. It sure does explain a lot :S
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