EVE-Search ForumWatch http://eve-search.com/ The alternative EVE-Online Forum browser. en-us Tue, 6 Jan 2009 00:00:00 +0000 EVE-Search RSS Module v1.1 chribba@evemail <![CDATA[How Not to score a chick - by mamolian]]> http://myeve.eve-online.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=813538&page=2#43 Originally by: Delvardious Kaesos
I like the tried and true "Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"


Awesome YARRRR!!
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The EVE Online Moderation team]]> Sat, 5 Jul 2009 04:34:00 +0000 eve-search/guid/8228708 <![CDATA[How Not to score a chick - by DubanFP]]> http://myeve.eve-online.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=813538&page=2#41 Originally by: Blydchyld
was flirting with a girl in work today, she came over to my desk with some paper work and i was playing with eve-mon. I quickly alt-tabbed and looked at her.

Now THAT one is a keeper Smile.
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-- we all live in a yellow subroutine --]]> Sat, 5 Jul 2009 02:03:00 +0000 eve-search/guid/8228706 <![CDATA[How Not to score a chick - by Surfin's PlunderBunny]]> http://myeve.eve-online.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=813538&page=2#39


You're not afraid of the dark, are you?]]> Sat, 5 Jul 2009 02:00:00 +0000 eve-search/guid/8228705 <![CDATA[How Not to score a chick - by Tarminic]]> http://myeve.eve-online.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=813538&page=2#38 Originally by: ILikeTastyPie
Originally by: Tarminic
OOH! I have experience with this.

My wife is fat and I'm average looking, which resulted being hit on occasionally by girls because they thought that since they were skinny I'd automatically start flirting with them. Obviously this was annoying, so any time anything like that happened I'd just start talking about EVE, using every piece or jargon I knew. Works almost instantly. Laughing

Haha your very flattering about your wife, I think you described how to not pull a girl in the first 4 words Smile

I didn't mean it as an insult, but she is. She was that way when we started going out and I'm attracted to her regardless. It's not something either of us are afraid of mentioning. Razz
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Play EVE: Downtime Madness v0.83 (Updated 7/3)]]> Sat, 5 Jul 2009 01:42:00 +0000 eve-search/guid/8228704 <![CDATA[How Not to score a chick - by Etchyboy]]> http://myeve.eve-online.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=813538&page=2#37 ]]> Sat, 5 Jul 2009 00:41:00 +0000 eve-search/guid/8228703 <![CDATA[How Not to score a chick - by The TX]]> http://myeve.eve-online.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=813538&page=2#36 Originally by: Zephyr Rengate
Originally by: The TX
I can never see the word 'come' and not think of it's rude meaning. I always let out a little internal titter when I see it.



want to come with me?


ZOMGTEEHEEROFLSNIG.GER.


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"you'r ugly but i am desperate"


"Bringing Content to you 1 round of ammo at a time"]]> Fri, 4 Jul 2009 20:47:00 +0000 eve-search/guid/8228701 <![CDATA[How Not to score a chick - by Blydchyld]]> http://myeve.eve-online.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=813538&page=2#34
Her reply was 'I've got more SP than you, im in BOB' so i punched her in the foof.

(Not really we're having 'Lunch' tomorrow.)



I LIKE ARK!

The above post is my post and does not represent the views of any entity, If my views have upset you PM me]]> Fri, 4 Jul 2009 20:40:00 +0000 eve-search/guid/8228700 <![CDATA[How Not to score a chick - by Big Al]]> http://myeve.eve-online.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=813538&page=2#33
]]> Fri, 4 Jul 2009 18:51:00 +0000 eve-search/guid/8228699 <![CDATA[How Not to score a chick - by Nigel Sheldon]]> http://myeve.eve-online.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=813538&page=2#32
"SURE, DO YOU HAVE AN ID!!!" it's a good job he can duck real quick....
Razz
]]> Fri, 4 Jul 2009 17:53:00 +0000 eve-search/guid/8228698 <![CDATA[How Not to score a chick - by CCP Mindstar]]> http://myeve.eve-online.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=813538&page=2#31 --]]> Fri, 4 Jul 2009 17:19:00 +0000 eve-search/guid/8228697 <![CDATA[How Not to score a chick - by Delvardious Kaesos]]> http://myeve.eve-online.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=813538&page=1#30 ----------------------------------------
Today's Empires, Tomorrow's Ashes.

]]> Fri, 4 Jul 2009 17:02:00 +0000 eve-search/guid/8228696 <![CDATA[How Not to score a chick - by Dihania]]> http://myeve.eve-online.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=813538&page=1#29

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EVE: "The Hand-holding Age".
I need isk!Accepting donations.
Renting sig space.Taking various jobs.]]> Fri, 4 Jul 2009 13:36:00 +0000 eve-search/guid/8228695 <![CDATA[How Not to score a chick - by Zephyr Rengate]]> http://myeve.eve-online.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=813538&page=1#28 Edited by: Zephyr Rengate on 04/07/2008 13:13:27
Originally by: Chainsaw Plankton
Originally by: Bish Ounen
Edited by: Bish Ounen on 03/07/2008 19:07:42
Originally by: Zephyr Rengate
Who needs GFs when you have a good left hand. YARRRR!!


I'm not left-handed

/Inigo Montoya

Very Happy


righty is on the mouse duh Laughing



This mans a pratical man. Razz


Originally by: Jenny Spitfire
I will not liek human meat but the naerest I tried is human chesse. I don't want to tried again ...
]]> Fri, 4 Jul 2009 13:13:00 +0000 eve-search/guid/8228694 <![CDATA[How Not to score a chick - by Gneeznow]]> http://myeve.eve-online.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=813538&page=1#27 Originally by: Rawr Cristina
Edited by: Rawr Cristina on 03/07/2008 19:22:46
Originally by: Cat Funt
i always get them drunk, then get them home.


That's called Rape


*gets the rohypnol*

]]> Fri, 4 Jul 2009 11:21:00 +0000 eve-search/guid/8228693 <![CDATA[How Not to score a chick - by Chainsaw Plankton]]> http://myeve.eve-online.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=813538&page=1#26 Originally by: Bish Ounen
Edited by: Bish Ounen on 03/07/2008 19:07:42
Originally by: Zephyr Rengate
Who needs GFs when you have a good left hand. YARRRR!!


I'm not left-handed

/Inigo Montoya

Very Happy


righty is on the mouse duh Laughing

]]> Fri, 4 Jul 2009 10:23:00 +0000 eve-search/guid/8228692 <![CDATA[How Not to score a chick - by Chainsaw Plankton]]> http://myeve.eve-online.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=813538&page=1#25 Originally by: Cat Funt
i always get them drunk, then get them home. once u get them in the sack give their starfish a tickle,Cool gauranteed to get them wet as a spastics chin.


I would love to add a video comment to that, but mitnal would spoon me and not in the good way Embarassed

]]> Fri, 4 Jul 2009 10:22:00 +0000 eve-search/guid/8228691 <![CDATA[How Not to score a chick - by Ka'el Devwik]]> http://myeve.eve-online.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=813538&page=1#24 Originally by: Straight Chillen
Tell her you found your last GF on http://www.datecraft.com/


Someone posted a picture on that site that said "Get a life you ****ing nerds" Laughing
Originally by: Siddy
I achived 1000dps+ by screaming "Boost amarr" for 2 months.
]]> Fri, 4 Jul 2009 10:20:00 +0000 eve-search/guid/8228690 <![CDATA[How Not to score a chick - by Giles Durane]]> http://myeve.eve-online.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=813538&page=1#23 Originally by: P'uck
"
"I collect kid's panties"


Awesome Laughing
]]> Fri, 4 Jul 2009 10:16:00 +0000 eve-search/guid/8228689 <![CDATA[How Not to score a chick - by Xanos Blackpaw]]> http://myeve.eve-online.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=813538&page=1#22 Originally by: DubanFP
Edited by: DubanFP on 03/07/2008 17:55:38

Corpmate 1 > i was in city i see 2 really really hot chick i stop them and ask their advice on whats the best way to ask 2 girls for a threesome

Corpmate 1 > they look kind of weird and say they dont think theres a good way, so i say ok ill just try directly and i asked



do this enought times and i bet someday, sometime it will work...it might take 10000 tries but it would be worth it would it not?Laughing
Playing minmatar is "like going down a flight of stairs in a office chair firing an Uzi".]]> Fri, 4 Jul 2009 09:59:00 +0000 eve-search/guid/8228688 <![CDATA[How Not to score a chick - by Dheorl]]> http://myeve.eve-online.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=813538&page=1#21 ]]> Fri, 4 Jul 2009 00:51:00 +0000 eve-search/guid/8228687 <![CDATA[How Not to score a chick - by Ren Surkova]]> http://myeve.eve-online.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=813538&page=1#20
"hi there I'm DubanFP, yes thats right the eve player..."


]]> Fri, 4 Jul 2009 00:48:00 +0000 eve-search/guid/8228686 <![CDATA[How Not to score a chick - by Tamia Clant]]> http://myeve.eve-online.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=813538&page=1#19 Originally by: ILikeTastyPie
Originally by: Tarminic
OOH! I have experience with this.

My wife is fat and I'm average looking, which resulted being hit on occasionally by girls because they thought that since they were skinny I'd automatically start flirting with them. Obviously this was annoying, so any time anything like that happened I'd just start talking about EVE, using every piece or jargon I knew. Works almost instantly. Laughing


Haha your very flattering about your wife, I think you described how to not pull a girl in the first 4 words Smile


He only said that because he knows she won't read it.Wink

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]]> Fri, 4 Jul 2009 00:31:00 +0000 eve-search/guid/8228685 <![CDATA[How Not to score a chick - by ILikeTastyPie]]> http://myeve.eve-online.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=813538&page=1#18 Originally by: Tarminic
OOH! I have experience with this.

My wife is fat and I'm average looking, which resulted being hit on occasionally by girls because they thought that since they were skinny I'd automatically start flirting with them. Obviously this was annoying, so any time anything like that happened I'd just start talking about EVE, using every piece or jargon I knew. Works almost instantly. Laughing


Haha your very flattering about your wife, I think you described how to not pull a girl in the first 4 words Smile
]]> Fri, 4 Jul 2009 00:04:00 +0000 eve-search/guid/8228684 <![CDATA[How Not to score a chick - by Slade Trillgon]]> http://myeve.eve-online.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=813538&page=1#17


Slade
]]> Thu, 3 Jul 2009 22:45:00 +0000 eve-search/guid/8228683 <![CDATA[How Not to score a chick - by Fink Angel]]> http://myeve.eve-online.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=813538&page=1#16 Go up to a chick on the beach and try to push her back into the sea.


]]> Thu, 3 Jul 2009 22:37:00 +0000 eve-search/guid/8228682 <![CDATA[How Not to score a chick - by Zephyr Rengate]]> http://myeve.eve-online.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=813538&page=1#15 Originally by: The TX
I can never see the word 'come' and not think of it's rude meaning. I always let out a little internal titter when I see it.



want to come with me?
Originally by: Jenny Spitfire
I will not liek human meat but the naerest I tried is human chesse. I don't want to tried again ...
]]> Thu, 3 Jul 2009 20:43:00 +0000 eve-search/guid/8228681 <![CDATA[How Not to score a chick - by The TX]]> http://myeve.eve-online.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=813538&page=1#14

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]]> Thu, 3 Jul 2009 20:26:00 +0000 eve-search/guid/8228680 <![CDATA[How Not to score a chick - by Kyrall]]> http://myeve.eve-online.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=813538&page=1#13 Originally by: Ulu
Originally by: DubanFP


Corpmate 2 > i might try the, "Hey, i have 43mil sps, can fly a carrier and multiple faction ships, want to come back to mine?"


Did anyone else laugh at the double meaning of 'want to come back to mine'?


No, but I did now! Laughing
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Originally by: Grarr Dexx
YES PLEASE TOUCH MY ABSOLUTION
]]> Thu, 3 Jul 2009 20:08:00 +0000 eve-search/guid/8228679 <![CDATA[How Not to score a chick - by Ulu]]> http://myeve.eve-online.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=813538&page=1#12 Originally by: DubanFP


Corpmate 2 > i might try the, "Hey, i have 43mil sps, can fly a carrier and multiple faction ships, want to come back to mine?"


Did anyone else laugh at the double meaning of 'want to come back to mine'?
]]> Thu, 3 Jul 2009 20:07:00 +0000 eve-search/guid/8228678 <![CDATA[How Not to score a chick - by Sacul]]> http://myeve.eve-online.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=813538&page=1#11 This is what internet space ship geeks commonly refer to as "w1n!' or 'score'.
]]> Thu, 3 Jul 2009 19:31:00 +0000 eve-search/guid/8228677 <![CDATA[How Not to score a chick - by Rawr Cristina]]> http://myeve.eve-online.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=813538&page=1#10 Edited by: Rawr Cristina on 03/07/2008 19:22:46
Originally by: Cat Funt
i always get them drunk, then get them home.


That's called Rape
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]]> Thu, 3 Jul 2009 19:22:00 +0000 eve-search/guid/8228676 <![CDATA[How Not to score a chick - by Micheal Dietrich]]> http://myeve.eve-online.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=813538&page=1#9 Originally by: Cat Funt
i always get them drunk, then get them home. once u get them in the sack give their starfish a tickle,Cool gauranteed to get them wet as a spastics chin.



How not to score a chick - your doing it wrong.





Originally by: El'tar
I WOULD WARRIOR FOR WOMAN BELONG TO ME!
]]> Thu, 3 Jul 2009 19:19:00 +0000 eve-search/guid/8228675 <![CDATA[How Not to score a chick - by Bish Ounen]]> http://myeve.eve-online.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=813538&page=1#8 Edited by: Bish Ounen on 03/07/2008 19:07:42
Originally by: Zephyr Rengate
Who needs GFs when you have a good left hand. YARRRR!!


I'm not left-handed

/Inigo Montoya

Very Happy
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]]> Thu, 3 Jul 2009 19:07:00 +0000 eve-search/guid/8228674 <![CDATA[How Not to score a chick - by Zephyr Rengate]]> http://myeve.eve-online.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=813538&page=1#7
Originally by: Jenny Spitfire
I will not liek human meat but the naerest I tried is human chesse. I don't want to tried again ...
]]> Thu, 3 Jul 2009 19:06:00 +0000 eve-search/guid/8228673 <![CDATA[How Not to score a chick - by Straight Chillen]]> http://myeve.eve-online.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=813538&page=1#6 http://www.datecraft.com/
]]> Thu, 3 Jul 2009 18:46:00 +0000 eve-search/guid/8228672 <![CDATA[How Not to score a chick - by Cat Funt]]> http://myeve.eve-online.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=813538&page=1#5 gauranteed to get them wet as a spastics chin.

]]> Thu, 3 Jul 2009 18:39:00 +0000 eve-search/guid/8228671 <![CDATA[How Not to score a chick - by DubanFP]]> http://myeve.eve-online.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=813538&page=1#4 _______________

ReiAyanami> We bring you tidings of AARRRRRRRRR]]> Thu, 3 Jul 2009 18:23:00 +0000 eve-search/guid/8228670 <![CDATA[How Not to score a chick - by Tarminic]]> http://myeve.eve-online.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=813538&page=1#3
My wife is fat and I'm average looking, which resulted being hit on occasionally by girls because they thought that since they were skinny I'd automatically start flirting with them. Obviously this was annoying, so any time anything like that happened I'd just start talking about EVE, using every piece or jargon I knew. Works almost instantly. Laughing
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"Hey, you look/smell just like my mom/ex GF!"

"I collect kid's panties"

All those lower your chances rather efficiently.
]]> Thu, 3 Jul 2009 17:57:00 +0000 eve-search/guid/8228668 <![CDATA[How Not to score a chick - by DubanFP]]> http://myeve.eve-online.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=813538 Edited by: DubanFP on 03/07/2008 17:55:38
Corpmate 1 > you guys wanna know a quick way not to score a chick?

Corpmate 2 > tell her she looks like a beached whale?

Myself > Lol "corpmate 2" That was horrible in such a funny way.

Corpmate 1 > i was in city i see 2 really really hot chick i stop them and ask their advice on whats the best way to ask 2 girls for a threesome

Corpmate 3 > insulting a chick always gets em hawt


Corpmate 1 > they look kind of weird and say they dont think theres a good way, so i say ok ill just try directly and i asked

Myself > Then just follow up with a comment about the beached whales smelling better.

Corpmate 2 > i might try the, "Hey, i have 43mil sps, can fly a carrier and multiple faction ships, want to come back to mine?"

Myself > this thread totally deserves a post on the EVE forums OOTP section


So this begs the question. How do you NOT score with a chick?
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